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Gun Shop Asks For ID In Clear Case Of 2nd Amendment Suppression |
2021-03-29 |
[Babylon Bee] MACON, GA—In a clear case of targeted 2nd Amendment suppression, the clerk behind the counter at Yippee Kay Yay Firearms has asked a gun purchaser to show his identification. "You don't need to see my identification," said store patron Willard VonCarlton, who was trying to purchase a shotgun and a revolver. "I'm an American! It's my God-given right to own a firearm!" The clerk was unmoved. "Yeah I get all that, I just need to verify you are the same guy written on this paperwork," he said. "RACISM!" said VonCarlton. "You assumed I have an ID just from looking at me? Stereotype much? How are you even sure I know how to get an ID?" "I'll tell you what this is-- SUPPRESSION!" he continued. You don't want me to be able to defend myself! My 2nd Amendment will not be infringed! This is a HATE CRIME!" According to witnesses, the clerk sighed and said: "Please, just show me your driver's license, sir." "Ok fine." |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#5 Remember the 1936 USSR Constitution? The Left loves to offer assurances of guaranteed people's rights that are all contingent of the Party's Needs (Hint: the Party never needs for the comrades to have any rights). |
Posted by: magpie 2021-03-29 14:03 |
#4 Keep in mind that the left is working hard to be able to deny access to guns to law-abiding people. Having voting rights tied to guns would be a two-fer for them. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-03-29 13:23 |
#3 This Candidate wishes to get his ____ on a gun He will use the above scenario |
Posted by: Zorba Elmiling6128 2021-03-29 11:29 |
#2 The right to vote should be the same as the right to own a gun (the same gun issued to the line soldiers and marines per the clear intent of the founders - see the second Militia Act of 1792). You deny a citizen to have a gun, they are also ineligible to vote. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2021-03-29 11:23 |
#1 Someone should try it:p |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2021-03-29 10:58 |