| “In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we want to discover if Iranians can make a viable nuclear bomb or twenty.” |
...an Iranian colony situated on the eastern Mediterranean, conveniently adjacent to Israel. Formerly inhabited by hardy Phoenecian traders, its official language is now Arabic, with the usual unpleasant side effects. The Leb civil war, between 1975 and 1990, lasted a little over 145 years and produced 120,000 fatalities. The average length of a ceasefire was measured in seconds. The Lebs maintain a precarious sectarian balance among Shiites, Sunnis, and about a dozeen flavors of Christians. It is the home of Hezbollah, which periodically starts a war with the Zionist Entity, gets Beirut pounded to rubble, and then declares victory and has a parade. The Lebs have the curious habit of periodically murdering their heads of state or prime ministers...’s General Oil Directorate on Friday issued a detailed statement confirming that the nuclear materials that had been found in Zahrani Oil Installation were strictly used for scientific purposes. "These materials entered Lebanon between 1950 and 1960 before the international treaty on the non-proliferation of nuclear weapons of 1973; thus, Lebanon is not considered in violation of the international treaty," the statement affirmed.It added that total amount of these chemical materials was four 100 gram canisters, three 250 gram canisters, and another 50 gram canister, which were only used in scientific research.
"What was meant by the term ’highly pure nuclear materials’ is that they were of a high quality and could be invested in the framework of scientific research and studies by universities and specialized institutes," the statement explained.
Moreover, the oil directorate confirmed that the Zahrani Oil Installation had initiated talks with the German company COMBILIFT on its own in a bid to examine the materials fearing they could be dangerous. It also noted that the nuclear materials were only found in Zahrani.
An agreement has been reached today between the General Oil Directorate and the Lebanese Atomic Energy Commission, under the supervision of the National Council for Scientific Research to transport these materials in a private vehicle on Monday to the Lebanese Atomic Energy Commission to be safely stored in its custody.
"We assure all the Lebanese that the matter is strictly scientific and does not carry any other dimensions; therefore, there is no reason for any fear or concern. We wish of all the media outlets to convey the facts that we have listed to reassure the public opinion," the statement concluded.