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| Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White |
| 2021-03-24 |
| [BabylonBee] BOULDER,CO - After 24 hours lamenting the scourge of white supremacy in America, new details revealed that an evil mass shooter was Arab. The media was able to retain their narrative, however, when further details emerged that in spite of being Arab, the shooter was morally white. "The mass shooter was morally white," said one CNN anchor. "This clearly shows that white supremacy is still the enemy here. Whiteness is a flexible thing that can mean whatever soulless political opportunists like us want it to mean, whenever we need it to! Did I say that out loud? Wait-- um, er, I mean... wow, such a tragedy." The media is confident that even if the white supremacy narrative backfires, they will still be able to exploit an unspeakable human tragedy to roll out their standard gun-control narrative. |
| Posted by:Dron66046 |
| #13 Gasps Joe, "First... Succubus-American... president!" |
| Posted by: Elmaising Ebboluque1499 2021-03-24 23:21 |
| #12 Didn't someone say, if you're doing something you love, can you really call it work? |
| Posted by: Slappy 2021-03-24 21:34 |
| #11 I second it. Nicely done, Deacon |
| Posted by: Frank G 2021-03-24 21:15 |
| #10 ^ Snark O' The Day! Happy ending for us! |
| Posted by: Shomoting Borgia8118 2021-03-24 21:11 |
| #9 Well Kamalamadingdong is now claiming she is Asian in solidarity with the sex workers murdered in Atlanta. Having been a sex worker she would know. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2021-03-24 20:35 |
| #8 Silly me, TW. Forgot. Thanks. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2021-03-24 19:30 |
| #7 White Arab doesn't get it done for me. Maybe white Khazakstani Mohammaden or white Russian Chechen separatist. Now I can see that. |
| Posted by: jpal 2021-03-24 19:16 |
| #6 Source added in square brackets at the top of the text box in accordance with Rantburg's style book. This was started in response to a nasty patent troll threat some years back, and has since helped our readers judge the quality of information presented in a given article... and sometimes avoid being fooled by Babylon Bee pieces. Though to be fair, the Babylon Bee sometimes is only minutes ahead of unbelievable reality, which is why they started their Not The Bee site. Dron66046, please note. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2021-03-24 19:02 |
| #5 Arab who is Morally White killing whites. And I thought that was only a Black thing. |
| Posted by: Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-03-24 18:40 |
| #4 Actually Ho Chi, you owe Fred $1. Then again, this is totally, 100% plausible, so you're also right. The wheels are definitely coming off this thing. |
| Posted by: Kojo Sloger6854 2021-03-24 17:57 |
| #3 Wow. "Morally white" - now that's ingenious. Really: now even "whiteness" = whatever the fook INGSOC decides it means. This is a new phase. The wheels are about to come off phase |
| Posted by: Ho Chi Ulomosh9540 2021-03-24 17:54 |
| #2 it was - of course - The Bee. When even idiotic rhetoric appears plausible, you know you have crossed the Rubicon. |
| Posted by: Warthog 2021-03-24 17:07 |
| #1 First White Hispanics. Now WASPy Saracens. Riiiiight... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2021-03-24 16:38 |