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New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables |
2021-03-16 |
[Babylon Bee] As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. "The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go," said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. "Our mission is to change things so pregnant women and working moms all feel welcome in our quagmires in the Middle East and have opportunities to blow up the locals with depleted uranium shells." In addition to the changing table, each new tank will also be slightly larger in order to fit a private lounge for breastfeeding. So far, women in the military love the new components. "It’s really great as a mom to have these additional features," said Private Lorraine Hodges, though she said the tank isn’t great for small children since it’s "very noisy" and "constantly under attack." The new tanks should be deployed worldwide very soon, as many hotspots aren’t doing very well since backup troops had to be rerouted to rebut Tucker Carlson on Twitter. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#11 An infant's a sexist invention Enslaving a gal to convention By making cute sounds As she hauls it around And expends all her time and attention! |
Posted by: Glumble Shimp3262 2021-03-16 23:42 |
#10 [scroll scroll scroll] Thank you, Jesus (and g(r)om)... no "Katyusha!" ;-) |
Posted by: Glumble Shimp3262 2021-03-16 23:37 |
#9 Oh, my, when I saw M1 Abrams I thought it was another article on Stacey. |
Posted by: Clem 2021-03-16 16:42 |
#8 Loader's position. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-03-16 16:23 |
#7 Will they also have birthing chairs? |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2021-03-16 16:21 |
#6 A slight change in the resin coloration would be all the Koala Stations need for 'Desert'. 'Forest' might be a bit trickier. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2021-03-16 13:18 |
#5 Discrimination! Transgendered service-things can't breast feed. I want $27 million. Now. |
Posted by: Chelsea Unmanning 2021-03-16 12:47 |
#4 Air Force people to other branches: "How does my ass taste now?" |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2021-03-16 12:16 |
#3 Can't fool me. I figured it was the Bee. But OTOH... |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2021-03-16 11:55 |
#2 Took me a second; that's sad. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-03-16 11:14 |
#1 As long as the new tanks are trans and homo friendly. Breeders can't take all the glory. |
Posted by: Ulolump Grumble1426 2021-03-16 08:47 |