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| French Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster |
| 2021-03-14 |
| [NYP] Gaëlle Engel claims she has long been sexually attracted to inanimate objects — but she says she didn’t know true passion until she fell for a German rollercoaster. "You could say that I’m sexually drawn to rollercoasters but since I met the Sky Scream rollercoaster, I understood what love was," the France-born Engel told Jam Press of her attraction to the attraction at Germany’s Holiday Park. "I spend every moment dreaming of a carnal and fusional relationship with it." "Sure, we've had our ups and downs" The 43-year-old says she has been sexually attracted to objects since she was 12. The painter and poet has had three serious romantic human relationships, but found them all to be traumatic. "I will not philosophize on these relationships that ruined my life but it was only suffering, physical and moral," she said. "The men I dated had a lot of issues with alcohol and it was a very hard time for me." Her new beau, however, has no substance problems and makes her feel empowered to be herself. "With Sky Scream, I feel completely confident." |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #7 It was a good try, Dron dear, and multilingual, too. Poetry occupies a different part of the brain than prose — you’re very good at prose. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2021-03-14 23:43 |
| #6 Saugeil! |
| Posted by: Clem 2021-03-14 23:41 |
| #5 Mehh. No one will see it now. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2021-03-14 23:27 |
| #4 The men I dated had a lot of issues with alcohol and it was a very hard time Eine Fraulein aus Paree thinks mechanicals are just 'geil'. She tried Germanic men too, but 'They all fail!' Only in moments of levity, whilst playing with hazardous gravity, she's mistress of all she doth surveil. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2021-03-14 23:25 |
| #3 Maybe she's on to something here - doesn't this kind of resemble foreplay? And, at a couple of bucks a ride, a h#ll of a lot cheaper...: |
| Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2021-03-14 22:58 |
| #2 "My love for that person of size Was based on the strongest of ties, But oh, what a heifer She was!" Cries the Zephyr, "We ran off the rails... and... she..." [dies] |
| Posted by: Tiny the Rasher of Bacon1474 2021-03-14 19:28 |
| #1 Just wait til the park closes. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2021-03-14 14:05 |