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American Patriots Dump Harry And Meghan Into Boston Harbor
2021-03-11
[Babylon Bee] BOSTON, MA—A group of rebellious American patriots did their duty for God and country today by dumping Meghan Markle and Prince Harry into Boston Harbor. The protest, dubbed "Boston Tea Party Part 2: Rebel Even Harder," saw American protesters seize the royal couple and dump them right into the sea.

"The British are coming? Not on our watch!" they cried as they hauled the couple to the harbor and threw them in. "Royalty overboard!"

"From time to time, the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the cries of British royalty as we dunk them in the harbor!" said a spokesperson for the protesters. "It was far past time for us to throw more dumb, uppity British people into the water. America!"

"Help! I'm a brave woman of color and I'm being oppreeeeeeessed!" Markle cried as she was thrown into the harbor. The rowdy colonists cheered as the couple went under, proud of themselves for once again demonstrating that America is the best goshdarn country on earth.

Prince Harry was asked for comment but said he had to check with Markle first before he's allowed to respond.

Posted by:Besoeker

#11  The Royals don't give a crap for self-putting, whibgeing publicity whores like Diana and Smegma Merkin.

The Queen is about the only famous Britisher left who displays the old virtues of service, loyalty, selflessness and grace under pressure
Posted by: Ebbaiting Elmeck2571   2021-03-11 21:28  

#10  The Royals in Britain serves no real purpose anymore. Harry married into a different environment that has been very good financially. It is the Queen who refuses to see him per the article not the other way around. And I do believe his wife told the truth about the Royals attitude.

Queen Elizabeth is the Finale Relic of the British Crown.

Posted by: Blackbeard Barnsmell6454   2021-03-11 17:43  

#9  And at her age to do the casting couch circuit again?

Seriously, when your tasked with talking about how cute baby elephants are and fail there is no other reasonable explanation.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-03-11 17:00  

#8  More grifting opportunities in Hollywood.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2021-03-11 14:24  

#7  They're in America because Britain needs a place to exile their undesirables.

So, Australia told them to bugger off eh?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-03-11 14:04  

#6  The Queen should have given Harry the same title his abdicating great uncle got: Duke of Windsor. Just to rub it in.
Posted by: Jeretch Glereth8580   2021-03-11 13:47  

#5  They're in America because Britain needs a place to exile their undesirables.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2021-03-11 13:39  

#4  Harry bears blame to the extent he allowed his woman to trash his brother, father and other family members -- and in the most scurrilous and cowardly fashion imaginable.

Without naming names or providing any specifics, she slandered them with the one charge guaranteed to wring the maximum of both public outrage and private profit, "U Rayciss!"

Harry's wife is a despicable little cvnt.

He's partaking in the loot generated by her lies and shite. No excuses for Harry.
Posted by: Spase Grolutle2296   2021-03-11 13:14  

#3  I do not have a problem with Prince Harry. Family fueds are common. Especially between the women. The media offered $7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 for dirt. Markle and the Queen should go shopping now.
Posted by: Blackbeard Barnsmell6454   2021-03-11 13:07  

#2  I'm more for tar and feathering
Posted by: Thinelet Jones3413   2021-03-11 12:31  

#1  And the harbor turned green.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-03-11 12:28  

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