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| To Fight White Supremacy, Coca-Cola Discontinues Vanilla Coke |
| 2021-02-23 |
| [Babylon Bee] ATLANTA, GA—To fight white supremacy, Coca-Cola has discontinued its controversial product Vanilla Coke, saying it is "too white" and must be dismantled as part of the company's continued emphasis on eliminating whiteness from society. All varieties of Vanilla Coke, from Cherry Vanilla and Orange Vanilla to Vanilla Vanilla, will be pulled from shelves as part of Coca-Cola's push to lessen whiteness. "We now recognize that our Vanilla Coke product perpetuates whiteness in a racist, problematic society and harms our efforts to make people less white," said a Coca-Cola executive Friday. "Anything with even a hint of whiteness must be eliminated. We now realize that we were, in fact, part of the problem all along as we promoted the alt right-adjacent flavor of 'vanilla.'" "We will do better," he said before resigning, canceling and doxing himself, and banishing himself to a remote island in the Caribbean to think about his whiteness. Chocolate Coke will replace the "toxic, problematic" product, and drinking it will, of course, be mandatory. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #5 What about those commercials with the big white Ursus Supremasus? Replaced with the Pander Bear. And yes, too easy, a mark of our times. Big Gov has shown it can and will go the gauloisse route against Big Sugar so expect more of these absolutions, and more ridiculous. If you are going to drop Big Soda, you have to also drop Fast Box Food. Oh shit, can't do that, Big Gov has hobbled Local Food. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-02-23 10:54 |
| #4 Easy, as well. Beeâ„¢ for sure. |
| Posted by: magpie 2021-02-23 10:32 |
| #3 First I dropped Pepsi for its pro-NFL kneeling support, now Coke for this SJW crap: sure hope I can still find A&W and Vernors. What's next, the Oreo White Stuff? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2021-02-23 08:51 |
| #2 What about those commercials with the big white Ursus Supremasus? |
| Posted by: Thineng Slavitle9099 2021-02-23 08:14 |
| #1 Easy. Up $1 |
| Posted by: Glusorong Shomong6141 2021-02-23 08:13 |