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Home Front: Politix
Joe Biden Held Hostage -- Day 34
2021-02-23
[American Thinker] Joe Biden conducted the most anemic presidential campaign in history. Using COVID-19 as an excuse, he stayed off the campaign trail for months, limited press access, and held strange rallies with no voters in attendance. When he called a voter "fat", and challenged Donald Trump to a fist-fight, we knew he was past his prime and his prime was never very impressive. Nobody has ever admired Joe for his intelligence, wisdom, statesmanship, or creativity. No, it was obvious he was merely a transport mechanism to deliver the White House to the political left -- rather like a political trojan horse -- with a "coexist" bumper sticker.

While we expected that a Biden presidency would have nothing to do with Joe Biden, I certainly didn’t expect it to look like this. Is it just me, or do his executive order signing ceremonies look like creepy hostage situation videos?

  • Prisoner sitting at a desk -- check
  • Prisoner appears disoriented and confused -- check
  • Prisoner reading a statement clearly written by someone else -- check
  • Masked captors flanking the prisoner to keep him on script -- check

    It’s important to note that in these situations the power doesn’t reside in the guy seated behind the desk -- regardless of his title or any trappings of importance. The power is held by the masked captors lurking the background. The power brokers in the Harris/Biden administration are San Fran Nan and Not-Mrs. Brown Harris. The most liberal former senator, and the most unhinged current congresswoman are the real shot callers in the executive branch now.

    This raises another question, why would two people from the legislative branch be so anxious to circumvent the legislature? Joe has signed something like 50 executive orders in his first month in office. This puts him on pace for the most executive orders of any president in history. This is an affront to representative governance.
  • Posted by:Besoeker

    #7  As Biden's out tending the grounds...
    [growls, shuffling] A soundbite, thus: "Zounds!
    That must be my... dawgs!
    ...goddamn pork gobbling wogs..."
    "Unser Gärtner ist Tierfreund," pant hounds.
    Posted by: Waldemar Snosh1778   2021-02-23 23:53  

    #6  Can you be held hostage if you don't know it? Worse yet, he is delusional. He thinks he is president.
    Posted by: JohnQC   2021-02-23 23:04  

    #5  Why Buy Dung? when you can get it for free?
    Posted by: Knuckles Fluper5134   2021-02-23 12:13  

    #4  I'm not wearing the tinfoil hat or getting into it.

    But every legal document I've ever come across with a blank page, has a little statement "This page left intentionally blank."

    I like it though.

    Free Joe Biden! Let us hear him, in his own words, on his own accord!
    Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-02-23 11:19  

    #3  now that Joe's on the downslope of his 'public service' he deserves everything that's coming to him.
    Posted by: Bob Grorong1136   2021-02-23 07:11  

    #2  ^ Cesar Romero, The Joker, in drag?
    Posted by: Deadeye Crique7783   2021-02-23 07:02  

    #1  We have taken you all hostage, Joe's just the front man...

    Posted by: Through Payback4564   2021-02-23 05:16  

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