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It's All Rigged
2021-02-01
[MichellesMirror] I shall continue my Catty Cathy special inaugural fashion coverage today with a special report on Ella Emhoff’s unlikely new career as a model for IMG, one of the most prestigious agencies in the nation. Why do you say “unlikely” MOTUS? After all Ella is the daughter of someone rich and famous ( in case you’re a cave dweller, Ella is the stepdaughter of VP Kammie) and that is how careers are made in postmodern America. And let’s just stipulate to the fact that, unlike Melania, she isn’t normally what you’d consider conventional model material. But then, we no longer live in conventional world, do we?

"It's not really about shape, size or gender any more," Ivan Bart, the president of IMG Models told The New York Times, "noting that what brands are attracted to, and what consumers want, is authenticity. "Ella communicates this moment in time. There's a cheekiness and a joy she exudes."

Generally more ‘cheeky’ than ‘joy’ I’d suggest.

Finally, a Slow Fashion King at the White House - GARAGEI really hate to point this out, but those shadows in the underarm area are not “shadows” - Ella is a natural woman, a trait I’m guessing has limited ‘agency’ in the modeling world.

Now I know we used to have arguments around here regarding the “hands off the kids” policy. But with their treatment of the Trumps’ young son the media changed the rules. Also Ella is going on 22, is a senior at the Parson’s School of Design and has her own self-promoting website and Instagram account for her “designer knitwear” which she is happy to model herself.
More at the link including photos
Posted by:badanov

#10  Also unhealthily borderline anorexic.
Posted by: trailing wife   2021-02-01 19:55  

#9   Nothing says cheeky joy like a frown.

I think she’s attempting to be modeliciously aloof, rjschwarz, instead coming off as dyspeptic.
Posted by: trailing wife   2021-02-01 19:54  

#8  Like elections, some things are just too important to leave up to the masses..

/sarc
Posted by: Angstrom   2021-02-01 14:05  

#7  Nothing says cheeky joy like a frown.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2021-02-01 10:13  

#6  At least she's as African-American as Kamala
Posted by: Frank G   2021-02-01 10:05  

#5  Looks like we found the design for a new checkered flag - Daytona 500, here we come!
Posted by: Raj   2021-02-01 08:47  

#4  Clearing the path to 'Negative Population Growth', I guess.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2021-02-01 07:58  

#3  Norwegian: Uff da!
Hawaiian: Auwee!
Cantonese: Aiiyah!
Redneck: oh sh*t!
Posted by: Mercutio   2021-02-01 07:35  

#2  
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Another example of Western and American Civilization going off the tracks... and way off the bridge.
Posted by: Spanky Turkeyneck2611   2021-02-01 04:02  

#1  Michelle and Ella: the two spectral endpoints of fugly.
Posted by: Wholulet Thigum4957   2021-02-01 02:55  

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