PudgeJong-un
...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
’s nephew was taken into protective custody by the CIA just days after his dad was murdered with a nerve agent, according to a report. Kim Han-sol, 25, sought the help of a Free Joseon, a group of "freedom fighters" aiming to bring down Un’s "evil" North Korea
...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...n dictatorship, just days after his father was assassinated at a crowded airport terminal in Kuala Lumpur in 2017, the group told the New Yorker.
Han-sol was considered by many to be the rightful heir of the former Great Leader, his grandfather Kim Jong Il, and capturing him dead or alive would be a "zero-sum game," the group told the magazine.
Free Joseon’s New York-based leader Adrian Hong also said he had "never met a kid with so much money," because Han-sol’s father — the estranged half-brother of the Hermit Kingdom’s despot — had "stashed away a lot of cash during his life."
Han-sol fled Macau with his mother and teenage sister after noticing that their police guard disappeared after the murder of his father, the report said.
The family then spent a full day in an airport lounge in the Taiwanese capital, Taipei, with a Free Joseon agent who tried to negotiate with at least three countries to take them in.