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| Penis-Shaped Christmas Lights Installed In Belgian Town | |
| 2020-11-21 | |
Methinks this mayor got punked, big time.
A HAPLESS Mayor has apologised for covering his Belgian town in 90 huge penis-shaped Christmas lights. Anthony Dumarey admitted he didn't know the bright white column lights with bulbous blue tips looked like phalluses "until they were switched on". The red-faced bureaucrat quickly tried to fob off blame for the saucy lights, pinning the botch-up on council staff. Must be a Democrat! They'd been roped in to design them on the cheap as part of cost-cutting efforts. All 90 X-rated decorations were revealed during switch-ons in the municipality of Oudenburg in the Belgian province of West Flanders, and several local boroughs. Dumarey said: "The first time I saw them during the day, I didn’t pay any attention to them. "[However] once they were illuminated, I noticed immediately. "Let’s just say that we will have the country’s most talked-about Christmas lights this year." The Mayor noted "there has been a lot of reaction, but of course we did not intentionally set out to make them this way. "Our technical department designed them." | |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #1 Phallocrat! |
| Posted by: Snuper Poodle1538 2020-11-21 12:08 |