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| Pope Francis Declares That The Catholic Church Will No Longer Accept Donations Earned Via Capitalism |
| 2020-10-06 |
| [BabylonBee] The declaration takes effect immediately. Catholic parishes are asked to monitor donations given during the offertory. Parishioners are to fill out a form stating where they got the money. If it did not come from the government, but rather, an evil, capitalist job, the money is to be given back to the church member. "We don't want your dirty capitalist pig dollars," said Pope Francis. "Keep your money earned by oppressing workers and minorities. Only money earned via equitable redistribution of wealth, in model Christian countries like China and North Korea, will be acceptable." |
| Posted by:Matt |
| #12 And we have a built-in spare, with Benedict XVI to be the short reliever until there's a new one. |
| Posted by: Theager Borgia1057 2020-10-06 22:49 |
| #11 Of course its the Bee. But I know I should not wish ill on anyone, I still would not grieve if the Pope were to abdicate, even if it is feet first. |
| Posted by: Theager Borgia1057 2020-10-06 22:48 |
| #10 Bee this year. Truth next year. |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2020-10-06 19:03 |
| #9 The Pope will soon come down with a serious illness and will need to be replaced. Moar Marxism? I'm Catholic and this asshole PROVES that infallibility of The Pope is a lie. He's an embarrassment |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-10-06 17:30 |
| #8 Well got this one so I'm even for the day. Does the Vatican go in for lead poisoning? |
| Posted by: AlanC 2020-10-06 17:19 |
| #7 My Guess... The Pope will soon come down with a serious illness and will need to be replaced. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2020-10-06 17:09 |
| #6 Francis might have said this. It's not difficult to believe that he has gone full-blown communist. I think I'm about even with this one. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-10-06 13:54 |
| #5 Way to convert His Holiness into the late Judge Elihu Smales, 'Uhhhh, let's not get ahead of ourselves'. |
| Posted by: Cesare 2020-10-06 13:20 |
| #4 I was on the fence for a minute there |
| Posted by: Andy Clart7056 2020-10-06 13:11 |
| #3 Too easy, Beeâ„¢ for sure. |
| Posted by: magpie 2020-10-06 12:42 |
| #2 Yeah. Too easy, that one. Hell will freeze over first. |
| Posted by: European Conservative 2020-10-06 12:13 |
| #1 Ha! Called it, BEE!!! There is no way the Marxist will turn down your money. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-10-06 12:05 |