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Home Front: Politix
Exclusive: We Have Acquired A Copy Of Joe Biden's Debate Prep Notes
2020-09-29
[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a daring feat of undercover journalism, The Babylon Bee's embedded DC reporter has acquired a leaked copy of Joe Biden's debate prep notes. We are proud to introduce them to the world for the first time. Please enjoy. Many undercover journalists died to bring us this information.

Here they are in all their glory:
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  "What's the frequency, CornPop?"

"We two along with two billion other Americans are appalled by the figure of 200 million COVID deaths - right, Joe?"

"Our policy toward-- [stops, takes a whiff]-- say, anyone else small pre-teen spirit? Joe, 'zat one o' your girls?"
Posted by: Varmint Thineter3614   2020-09-29 18:11  

#5  Not there yet ....
Posted by: gorb   2020-09-29 18:00  

#4  Looks like Rush may have missed the call on this one. Only hours away.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-09-29 17:37  

#3  So, the question is: can the Don drive him into mental breakdown?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-29 17:32  

#2  Hope he doesn't walk and try to sniff Melania's hair.
Posted by: Vespasian Ebbereng3110   2020-09-29 17:21  

#1  Obviously not real because they aren't in crayon.
Posted by: gorb   2020-09-29 15:15  

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