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| Cows Kill Second Man |
| 2020-09-29 |
 [FauxNews via Bongino] The "tragic death" of Malcolm Flynn, of Carlisle, happened around 11:45 a.m. on Sept. 11 when he was walking near Thirlwall Castle and Gisland, Northumberland, Northumbria police said. Flynn was with a companion when the cows charged across the field.OK, who had Murder Cows for October on your 2020 Bingo card? |
| Posted by:Mercutio |
| #12 Two cows, standing in a pasture. One cow leans over to the other, "Hey, have you heard of this Mad Cow Disease? Pretty scary!" Other cow replies, "What do I care, I'm a helicopter!" |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-29 22:02 |
| #11 Four legs good Eight udders better |
| Posted by: Griting Speremp8117 2020-09-29 20:05 |
| #10 I feel oppressed. It's because I'm a straight white male, isn't it? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-09-29 20:02 |
| #9 If I'd known the type of comments it would lead to... It's not our fault we're incorrigible. We're the victims here! |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-09-29 19:58 |
| #8 Emmenez-les, Vache(qui)rit... |
| Posted by: Injun Glusogum6941 2020-09-29 19:46 |
| #7 If I'd known the type of comments it would lead to, I never would have posted the article. 8p |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-09-29 19:18 |
| #6 Sorry, 2020. I'm just not in the mood for this stuff. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-09-29 18:56 |
| #5 Maybe the cow thought he was trying to horn in on their pasture |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2020-09-29 18:23 |
| #4 Obviously they had some kind of beef. |
| Posted by: Canuckistan sniper 2020-09-29 18:10 |
| #3 Investigators are buffaloed as to why they would do it. |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-09-29 13:06 |
#2  |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-09-29 10:56 |
#1 Hitchcock was right!!! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-09-29 10:02 |