[LouderwithCrowder] This is why we call him Cocaine Mitch. Actually, it's because of a thing that was said during a primary, but the real story isn't as interesting. The bottom line is that Cocaine Mitch is just a straight-up savage (see COCAINE MITCH DEFECATING ON THE NEW YORK TIMES IS THE CONTENT WE NEED and COCAINE MITCH CALLS FOR VOTE ON GREEN NEW DEAL, DEMOCRATS CRY SABOTAGE). If he had one f*ck to give, he left it back home in Kentucky next to his seersucker suit and a pitcher of mint julep. We know what's coming with the battle to nominate Trump's replacement for RBG. We know how dirty and vile Democrats will play, led by Chuck Schumer, who will have Nancy Pelosi's hand up his rectum like a Muppet.
But argumentatively speaking, let's pretend Schumer is the guy in charge. Cocaine Mitch wants you to know exactly who he is.
As we await the hurricane of misrepresentations and bad-faith attacks ... we need to understand, in very clear terms, why our colleague from New York is a uniquely non-credible messenger.
We know the games Democrats will play. They've been playing them since Robert Bork. The only difference is they grow more unhinged and evil with each Republican-nominated justice. Cocaine Mitch knows this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and is making it clear he's ready for the war Democrats will turn it into.
And we're still three days away from Trump making his nomination. |