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Home Front: Politix
Some Questions for Joe
2020-09-22
It's Kurt.
[Townhall] If our media was not a bubbling cauldron of dung, Grandpa Badfinger would be getting hit with real questions instead of being lobbed inane softballs like "Some people say Trump is literally Hitler, while others say he is only figuratively Hitler — what kind of Hitler do you think Trump is?"

But our media is a bubbling cauldron of dung, and these hacks are never going to ask that crusty crustacean the kind of questions the American people want — and need — to hear answered. And preferably without them having been pre-screened and typed into a teleprompter.

We deserve some answers about his policies too, or rather the policies of the people pulling his strings.

"Trump whacked Soleimani and 86’ed the Iran Deal, but if you had your way Soleimani would still be kickin’ it old school and the mullahs would be getting FedEx’d pallets of Benjamins. Under you and Obama, the Middle East peace process was less effective than a Bulwark staffer on his wedding night while Trump is closing the deal. Doesn’t he deserve credit for doing what you helped botch?"

Like our entire garbage foreign policy establishment, Biden bought into the idea that if only the Israelis abased themselves to the Palestinian terrorists enough, everything would be cool. Someone ought to ask how he could have been so wrong. Good luck with that. And then there's RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!
Do read the whole thing.
Posted by:Bobby

#10  If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

/ actual Barbara Walters question to Kathryn Hepburn, whose ass she was trying to tongue in an interview
Posted by: Raj   2020-09-22 22:01  

#9  How a dog-faced lying skinny dipper pre-op cornpop?
Posted by: Slats Cravick9803   2020-09-22 20:30  

#8  what is the migratory airspeed of an unladen swallow
Posted by: 746   2020-09-22 18:47  

#7  [#2[ If a dog had a parking break, what color is 35 miles per doughnut?

Doesn't matter they both way the same in a vacuuum.
Posted by: jpal   2020-09-22 16:29  

#6  The one kid in the Cheech & Chong Sargent Stadanko routine: "Who cuts your hair?"
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-09-22 15:17  

#5  Just what is... the...thing?
Posted by: Menhadden Thud3338   2020-09-22 15:16  

#4  Would Biden rather go to L.A. or take his lunch ?
Posted by: crazyhorse   2020-09-22 14:30  

#3  Whatever you ask him, the answers depend on 3 things: are you asking 2006 Joe, or 2016 Joe or 2020 Joe? What is he actually trying to say, is he even coherent? And last, but most importantly, what are Joe's teleprompter messages telling him to say.
Posted by: Theager Borgia1057   2020-09-22 13:07  

#2  If a dog had a parking break, what color is 35 miles per doughnut?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-09-22 13:01  

#1  I was thinking of something more like "What...is your favorite color?"
Posted by: Matt   2020-09-22 11:23  

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