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BLM activist and spokesman for family of man killed by cops admits posing as a black person
2020-09-20

Not black.

Black

  • [DailyMail, Where America Gets Its News] Community activist Satchuel Cole has admitted being a race faker after posing as a black person for years in Indianapolis

  • Cole, born Jennifer Lynn Benton, admitted in a Facebook post to having 'taken up space as a Black person while knowing I am white'

  • The activist was a member of the Indy10 Black Lives Matter group as well as being active in the LGBTQ community

  • The shock admission comes amid a string of woman who have admitted to lying about being black.
Okay. 'Fess up now. Do any of you curly-haired suckers actually actually spring from Africans? Like Bantus or Pygmies or Hausas or Igbos or something? Tell the truth now. I'm starting to come to the conclusion that 13 percent of the population's made up of beauty parlor blacks. Y'all go home at night and take yer blackface off and wash the Jeri-curl out and let yer hair down to your waist, maybe listen to some Lawrence Welk music, right?

How can you be really, truly black and mistake this woman for really truly black? She couldn't even pass muster as an octaroon! She's a Jennifer, fewgawdsake!

Ask yerself this: You work in a CVS that hasn't been burned down yet. She walks in and buys some hair straightener. Do you ask
a.) "Would you like a bag for that?" or
b.) "Are you gonna take it with you, or would you like to drink it here?"

Be honest now.
Posted by:Fred

#10  ^ retro-title: #LoveWins, or, Racket Science
Posted by: Otto Glimp9281   2020-09-20 21:46  

#9  Jennifer

I was raised as a poor White Mandingo.
My moms were Mohamed and Mingo.
I own a flamingo,
Beat bitches at bingo...
And I'm learning Chinese that hot Latin lingo!
Posted by: Otto Glimp9281   2020-09-20 18:37  

#8  Apparently there are no actual black people in America.

Hence all the White people at the blm riots.
Posted by: charger   2020-09-20 18:14  

#7  If she xhthey can choose pronouns, why can't she xhthey choose race?

If she xhthey were to insist on her black identity how could her xhtheir self-identification be falsified in an objective, legally sound and consistent manner?

What would be the criterion? Phrenology? The presence or absence of certain DNA sequences? Something else entirely?

Why doesn't she xhthey just respond with "I'm black! Prove me wrong!" ?
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2020-09-20 14:31  

#6  apparently life is so hard for the blacks in Amerikkka that people are lining up to pretend to be one.
Posted by: Bob Grorong1136   2020-09-20 12:09  

#5  /\ Race = Deity? Only respond to "Your Ultimateness"?
Posted by: magpie   2020-09-20 10:17  

#4  Well, if you can be socially correct and one of 54 genders, how can you not also choose your race?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-09-20 09:40  

#3  N_word is now a state of mind...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-09-20 05:26  

#2  Jennifer Test #2: You work in a bar that hasn't been burned down yet. She sits down half an hour before closing and starts to flirt with you. Does she say
a.) "I bet yo' spigot's no bigot!" or
b.) "Nice pants, Seth. Can I talk you out of 'em?"

Be honest now.
Posted by: Rupert Snoger8648   2020-09-20 01:12  

#1   She couldn't even pass muster as an octaroon!

Fred is on fire and I'm speechless with laughter. Lordamercy!
Posted by: SteveS   2020-09-20 01:03  

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