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| Humanoid robot Pepper can now scan office workers' faces to check if they are wearing masks to help stop the spread of COVID-19 |
| 2020-09-15 |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #13 I was promised an ED-209, not some Chibi Karen. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-15 22:53 |
| #12 ^ you mean Humanoid Robot Pepper = g(r)om? |
| Posted by: Snerelet and Tenille2962 2020-09-15 20:55 |
| #11 Jeez. Nobody tell g(r)om... |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2020-09-15 17:54 |
| #10 Snitches get.....dents? |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-09-15 17:44 |
| #9 Amazing! More annoying than MS Excel's Mr.Clippy! |
| Posted by: magpie 2020-09-15 17:28 |
| #8 'It puts the mask upon its face or it gets the spray and trace.' |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-15 15:49 |
| #7 Next up! Arm it with a disinfectant sprayer... No mask, you get hosed down. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-09-15 15:32 |
| #6 Given how high that thing is... I would be sorely tempted to have it scan my bum. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-09-15 15:26 |
| #5 I want to take a maul to that Twinkie lookin' M-F right in its motherboards. Whoever made that promo video needs to have their arm flayed, stuffed with china paper masks, and slapped across their faces. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-15 15:13 |
| #4 Will prob be thermal scanning for CV temps. Then the health police send you to the quarantine. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-09-15 14:28 |
| #3 If I ever see this 'Pepper' thing, I'm tossing it right out the fucking window. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-09-15 13:34 |
| #2 Or I, Robot. "You have been deemed hazardous." |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-15 11:37 |
| #1 Great, right out of 2001 Space Odessey we have our very own HAL Monitor...."I'm sorry Dave, you must apply your mask." |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2020-09-15 10:36 |