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| Video of an arrestee at the violent BLM-antifa Portland protest overnight allegedly having a seizure |
| 2020-09-10 |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #11 Exorcism? or (attention-whore) orgasm? We report. You decide. |
| Posted by: Chusomble Schwarzeneggar7215 2020-09-10 21:14 |
| #10 Littering. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-10 17:47 |
| #9 Oh, and looks like he's resisting arrest, lying to a police officer, interfering with police, and whatever else anyone can think of. |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-09-10 15:54 |
| #8 Handcuff his balls to the nearest bicycle and leave him there until he's feeling better. |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-09-10 15:51 |
| #7 I thought a vigorous sternum rub was called for in these situations. It quickly sorts out who is faking. |
| Posted by: Elmung Hatrack5948 2020-09-10 14:23 |
| #6 Pallywood Reviewer: It Stinks! |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-09-10 12:37 |
| #5 The defibrillator wouldn't put the responders into media jeopardy like the taser, but it would send the same message to the flopper. "Just trying to stabilize him, sir. Seems to be doing the trick as he seems to be moving pretty well and screaming, so at least his airways are clear." |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2020-09-10 07:48 |
| #4 ...or several tasers if one is not immediately available. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-09-10 05:23 |
| #3 Not even soccer diva dive quality acting. But use the portable defibrillator just to be sure... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-09-10 04:31 |
| #2 Designed to tie up resources while the rest loot or whatever. Maybe let a few of them hit their heads a few times to see if that helps reduce the convulsions. Also, I think one of the officers could have taken off one of his socks and put it between his teeth so he doesn't break them. |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-09-10 00:41 |
| #1 fake |
| Posted by: 746 2020-09-10 00:23 |