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Astronomers find NO technological signs of alien life [they can discern] in a study of more than 10 MILLION star systems
2020-09-09
So all the aliens are from alternate realities of Earth? That would explain UFOs as one would not want to shift reality lines on the ground and end up embedded in a mountain. Sorry.. I couldn't resist.
Posted by:Skidmark

#29  Ah, OK, a link. That has to be the world's worst website!

"To not be in your right mind"
Posted by: KBK   2020-09-09 19:33  

#28  Yeah, I got that far, Grom, but it's clearly a colorful colloquial comment. For what?
Posted by: KBK   2020-09-09 19:27  

#27  Oooops.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 13:51  

#26  Be hit by a windmill
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 13:47  

#25  Be hit by a windmill
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 13:47  

#24  Be hit by a windmill
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 13:47  

#23  Å„ Klap van die windmeul weg hê

That's sure idiomatic Afrikaans. What's it mean? Is it the equivalent of "blow me down!"?
Posted by: KBK   2020-09-09 13:03  

#22  Can't be that hard. Captain Kirk and Spock discovered the Horta.
Posted by: Bobby   2020-09-09 12:36  

#21  Have you considered that somebody had to be first and God has a sense of humor?
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2020-09-09 12:20  

#20  Its because the galaxy is flat.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-09-09 10:42  

#19  Reasons I think we haven't found anything yet:

1.) They have advanced so far we can't detect their signals, just like ants can't talk to us

2.) They are so far away we haven't seen it yet. If a civilization is 10,000 years ahead of us, but on the other side of a 100,000 light year galaxy (Milky Way for example) we won't see signs of it for another 90,000 years.

3.) We are simply the most advanced life form so far in our neighborhood.
Posted by: DarthVader   2020-09-09 10:00  

#18  Suppose the aliens had visited Earth 200 years ago. They would have detected no radio waves at all, or at least no artificial ones. They would have concluded that there was o life here and moved on.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2020-09-09 09:46  

#17  it's about recognizing that the signals are not a natural phenomenon.

And if they're smart enough to figure out what we're sending, they'd move on really fast.

Unless they're into reality TV.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-09-09 09:32  

#16  Any alien looking at earth's emissions wouldn't see one signal to decode. They would see the accumulation of millions or billions (WiFi, Cell) of emissions. It's not about trying to decode the the signals, it's about recognizing that the signals are not a natural phenomenon.
Posted by: Thraling Munster5941   2020-09-09 09:10  

#15  #13 ....just as soon as the Clinton Foundation, Team Biden and Choom-Wookie Productions can sign billion-dollar deals with the aliens
Posted by: Flaise Bluetooth1542   2020-09-09 08:42  

#14  Spread spectrum signals aren't that distinguishable from noise, at least without knowing the algorithm.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2020-09-09 08:37  

#13  If we find them, how long will it take the MIC to engage them in endless wars ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-09-09 08:15  

#12  To do research on aliens, one need not look any further than California.
Posted by: Clem   2020-09-09 08:08  

#11  Can we say that any alien UFO-dweller studying the packets in a Wifi transmissions would find anything looking like intelligence because of the twatter, farcebook and snaptwat noise?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2020-09-09 07:50  

#10  They're looking using themselves as models. The aliens must think like us. Their technology must match our way of understanding the universe. Thus any 'signs' must match ours.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-09-09 06:46  

#9  #7, #8 I've conceded the point (though you actually talk about cell phones - not palmtop with internet access).

So, here's other examples.
Radio during the telegraph era.
Personal computers in 1930 (I still remember being struck by sentence from one of Doc Smith's books "computers went on a coffee break").
For that matter, I remember a pal telling me in 1980es that there is this new thing - world wide net, and I should try it.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 06:36  

#8  That plan had no date on it but the color of the paper and "daisy-wheel" type font suggested maybe 1975.
Posted by: 3dc   2020-09-09 06:24  

#7  Grom, when I started there in 89 my desk had this huge drawer, not to be looked in or touched, that had about a 13 inch thick manuscript in it titled "The Dick Tracy Plan". -Seriously- and the wide desk drawer had a bunch of keys not to touch. They turned out to be to the roof top broadcast towers on the John Handcock building and the Sears Tower. I had no idea what they were for until some of Japan's FCC were caught misbehaving on the roof of one of them with the keys by the Chicago Police who took the keys. They came and asked me for all the keys to the roofs and I was like "That's what those keys were for?" I locked that drawer every night so somebody ranked above me must have had a master for my desk and took them out to entertain a customer...
Posted by: 3dc   2020-09-09 06:21  

#6  ^Å„ Klap van die windmeul weg hê
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 06:11  

#5  /\ No, but I seldom do. It's probably my meds.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-09-09 06:03  

#4  ^OK, maybe a bad example - but you do understand what I'm trying to say?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 06:02  

#3  G(r)omgrou, I can assure you that the batwings company had plans like that since the early 80s and did "Greenhouse Simulations with real protocols" to prepare as early as 1989. The original plans were based on the old Dick Tracy comics. The mid-point was the book phone. That was reached with the web on net enabled cells in the 1997 time frame. They appeared in Japan first. Japan's water world night life required the cam so they paid for that development as one could know the whore you were dealing with really looked and talked like you expected. It wasn't possible to finance that camera capability for the western world market but it was required for Asia and Japan paid for it. Once the cam and good screen were there the full smart phone was only a short expected jump. The only question was the input mode. The failure of the Apple/Motorola jointly designed device (Newton) about 1999 left the smart phone the only development path.
Posted by: 3dc   2020-09-09 06:00  

#2  20 years ago nobody (including SF writers) could predict smart phones. But we can recognize signs of advanced civilizations?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-09-09 05:08  

#1  Or planets that willy-nilly radiate radio energy get the galactic Orkin Man treatment. We'll know a few hundred to thousands of years from now.
Posted by: Thraling Munster5941   2020-09-09 03:02  

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