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| Portland round-up: Someone in @tedwheeler’s condo building annoyed by the rioters below allegedly dumped water from the balcony or window | ||
| 2020-08-29 | ||
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #18 Way back when I was taking some accounting classes, one professor talked about squatters and people he needed to evict. He started off trying the regular route but that always took time. When he showed up with hired goons though, it was much faster and less fuss. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-08-29 21:26 |
| #17 ^ knock you down and PISS ON YOU [hurl piss-bags on his woke head] |
| Posted by: Albert Anguns2845 2020-08-29 21:04 |
| #16 When Wheeler finally breaks down and calls Trump for help we all know how Trump should respond. |
| Posted by: Airandee 2020-08-29 20:53 |
| #15 For example - about six weeks ago there's this broad that basically stormed into the office yelling and screaming about a fucking set of keys. It's a six or eight unit condo she lives in. My boss called the cops on her and they escorted her out of the office (trespassing) and the cop knew within her first sentence she's a fucking psycho. A few weeks later my boss tells me two people sold their units because she's that bad of a person to be around and the rest of them have little recourse other than to vote with their feet as well. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-08-29 11:49 |
| #14 Odds on some strange condo "clause" throwing him out in the next 3 weeks? One of my clients is a property management company - that kind of thing is between very difficult and impossible to enforce. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-08-29 11:43 |
| #13 Oh this is so Rich. And for some strange reason the Police aren't responding. Perhaps he will follow Chicago's example and ban protests from occuring around his condo. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-08-29 11:27 |
| #12 Seriously. No condo association on the planet is going to put up with this idiot living there. Odds on some strange condo "clause" throwing him out in the next 3 weeks? |
| Posted by: 3dc 2020-08-29 10:44 |
| #11 save a urine bag or two fer Ted's head |
| Posted by: Phaitch Smiter of the Antelope5752 2020-08-29 10:26 |
| #10 Ima thinking drop M-80's and quarter sticks instead. |
| Posted by: Raj 2020-08-29 10:21 |
| #9 ^ live-stream it |
| Posted by: Bertie Slolugum7468 2020-08-29 08:36 |
| #8 Hope the liquid was urine. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-08-29 07:56 |
| #7 Time to empty the cat box. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-08-29 07:38 |
| #6 heated steel ball bearings might work. If they can't stand or walk they're easier targets. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2020-08-29 07:15 |
| #5 And the cops aren't responding to calls to this place. Good. Let them enjoy what they have encouraged and forced on the people. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-08-29 04:23 |
| #4 Boiling HCl? |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-08-29 03:31 |
| #3 Boiling oil or heated sand is preferred, but boiling water will do in a pinch. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2020-08-29 02:48 |
| #2 Condo security, "We can't call 911 from our phones about the water, there is a 9 but not an 11, good night'" |
| Posted by: Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2020-08-29 02:30 |
| #1 It is traditional to pour liquids, preferably boiling, from the ramparts of one's castle onto the heads of the besieging rabble. Think old-school Stand Your Ground. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-08-29 02:05 |