This guy is a Presidential candidate?[PJ Media Insanity Wrap] If Insanity Wrap hasn't written much about Joe Biden in recent weeks, it's because we prefer to leave alone any former public official who has since retreated to a quiet private life far from the public eye.
An old man who chooses to spend his declining years in his basement reading Twitter and sometimes chatting on Zoom with friends doesn't deserve anyone's scrutiny or mockery.
But then it was brought to our attention that the little-seen former vice president remains the Democrats' alleged presidential nominee.
Who knew?
At a recent virtual campaign appearance, here's what Biden had to say about his time as a patient ‐ presumably for his 1998 brain surgery ‐ at Walter Reed Medical Center:
"I had a nurse, nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would make sure they'd actually, probably nothing ever taught in, you can't do it in the COVID time, but they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving."
No, Joe, you didn't. They didn't.
Insanity Wrap would like to assure you, gentle reader, that this never happened.
It didn't happen before COVID, it isn't happening during COVID, and it won't happen after COVID.
No trained medical professional gets a patient up and moving by placing their mouth over the patient's nose and blowing.
But we do have questions.
• Does Biden believe this happened, that actual nurses basically inflated a United States senator through his nose?
• If Biden made up this story, why?
• If he believes it's true, why would he tell anyone?
• How can that person he's talking to just sit there and listen to this story as if it were true?
• Aren't you glad that mouth-to-nose resuscitation for grownups isn't a thing?
Finally, Insanity Wrap shudders to imagine what new readers we might gain from people conducting web searches for "nasal fantasy."