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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Body found by railroad tracks in Georgia county was sex doll, deputies say
2020-07-16
[WSBTV] ALLENHURST, Ga. — Call it a case of mistaken identity. But an eastern Georgia sheriff’s detective said he had never seen anything like it before. A body found by the side of railroad tracks on Tuesday was actually a sex doll, WSAV reported, and authorities believe they might have been set up by a prankster.
But it seems she had been raped.
Liberty County Sheriff Detective Mike Albritton said officers found the body in Allenhurst at about 2 p.m., the television station reported.
"What's that, over there, Clancy?"
"Looks like a body, Muldoon!"

Adhering to a policy that prevents law enforcement officers from touching a deceased person until a coroner arrives, the officers placed a sheet over the body and waited, WSAV reported.
"Don't look, O'Reilly!"
"Why can't I if you did, O'Connor?"

When the coroner arrived, detectives began checking for injuries and realized the body was a female sex doll, the television station reported. The doll was fully dressed and appeared to be anatomically correct officials said.
"But... but she'd been raped, Flannigan!"
"Oh, shuddup!"

The investigation was quickly called off, authorities said.
"But Chief! I think there's more to this..."
"Shuddup. Where're the donuts?"
Posted by:Beavis

#9  'Performed mouth-to-mouth for 10 minutes.'
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-07-16 18:36  

#8  Ditto in my safety training for Roadway Worker permit access to RR ROW - most are suicides and they don't publish unless it's already public (usually passenger inconvenience) for fear of encouraging copycats
Posted by: Frank G   2020-07-16 18:01  

#7  After working for the railroad for more than a year I found incidents of trains hitting pedestrians to happen more than I realized. This is just in the Pikeville, Kentucky to Spartanburg, South Carolina corridor. There have been 3 that crews have told me about. It's hard on the crews.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2020-07-16 17:48  

#6  Inflatable Vinyl Lives Matter
Posted by: SteveS   2020-07-16 14:59  

#5  Sheriff's deputies suspected something was wrong when she failed to respond to commands after tasing her 53 times
Posted by: jpal   2020-07-16 09:55  

#4  ^
Posted by: Frank G   2020-07-16 08:43  

#3  Did she look 'surprised'?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-07-16 08:28  

#2  Sounds like a Sexual fetish.
Having sex on the Train Tracks with a train coming.
Which will get there 1st.☺
Posted by: NN2N   2020-07-16 07:23  

#1  Dead Sex Doll in East GA County!
According to Dudley's account,
He, drunk, misplaced Nell
In the kudzu, and, well...
"It wuz Snidely! My word!" cried the Mountie.
Posted by: Bugs Angort7691   2020-07-16 02:58  

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