Could be the Washington Rainiers
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| In their discussions about a potential new name, Washington is planning to have no Native American imagery, per a league source |
| 2020-07-09 |
[PUBLISH.TWITTER] But you can still put your money on the Washington Conquistadors, Leprechauns, or Pigeons. The Washington Monuments is probably out though. The Washington (Sitting) Bulls is probably a non-starter too. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #28 Martinus of Tours was a bloke Who donated half of his cloak, So they made him a saint. His colonial taint Would prevent that today. So not woke. "And he only gave half?" "What a joke." |
| Posted by: Solomon Henbane9032 2020-07-09 23:23 |
| #27 ^ Half a point per hundred years? Funny, Mussolini don't sound jooish. Stingy bugger. New rivalry: Cheer as the Ants Take knees in their trans-friendly pants! Now the Ants go to work While the Hoppas, uh, twerk, And their hundreds of fans look askance. |
| Posted by: Shusock Bumble3141 2020-07-09 23:14 |
| #26 Wokusts kick off from the 50 yard-line and two get 4 points for each after-touchdown conversion. Cuz wepawations |
| Posted by: Lumpy Mussolini7603 2020-07-09 18:22 |
| #25 And of course the goalposts get torn down at the beginning of the game. |
| Posted by: Angamp Hupath7977 2020-07-09 17:49 |
| #24 The Wokust wuvs natuwal gwass And breaks all available glass, Sets fire to the stands, Then at halftime demands That the fans kiss his red and black ass. |
| Posted by: Omung Hupoter7018 2020-07-09 17:30 |
| #23 Your nativist naming provokes us! It's time for systemic refocus Where urban meets ermine. Invertebrate vermin, I give you the Washington Wokusts. |
| Posted by: Rupert Shaing4599 2020-07-09 17:26 |
| #22 They need to get ahead of the SJW curve and create a name that can't be offensive (or if it is the NFL is doomed). Something exciting like the The Washington Football Team |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2020-07-09 17:04 |
| #21 Washington Rentiers |
| Posted by: Lumpy Mussolini7603 2020-07-09 15:38 |
| #20 Washington Poltroons |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-07-09 15:30 |
| #19 Washington Swamp Rats (assuming Francis Marion can be considered woke enough) |
| Posted by: Lumpy Mussolini7603 2020-07-09 13:54 |
| #18 how can you steal land from someone who doesn't believe land can be owned? Yeah. Besides, we stole it fair and square from you after you stole it from those other guys. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-07-09 13:17 |
| #17 Rainier was likely a racist. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-07-09 13:14 |
| #16 Call them what they are, the "Washington Eunuchs" |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-07-09 13:12 |
| #15 I wonder if Snyder has done a cost benefit analysis on how much revenue he salvages in his retention of some woke corporate sponsors and the massive decline in viewership by those like me who were lifelong fans turned off by the kneeling and now, disgusted by cowardly kowtowing to the cultural revolution destroying our nation. ESAD Dan. |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2020-07-09 12:45 |
| #14 how can you steal land from someone who doesn't believe land can be owned? |
| Posted by: Grish Groluse7296 2020-07-09 11:45 |
| #13 Is geography non-PC? Could be the Washington Rainiers |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-07-09 11:35 |
| #12 Washington Vultures |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2020-07-09 10:15 |
| #11 The Washington Buffalo Soldiers? |
| Posted by: Matt 2020-07-09 10:01 |
| #10 Washington Rent Seekers |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-07-09 09:28 |
| #9 Washington Tax Farmers |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2020-07-09 09:02 |
| #8 I take it 'Gangbangers' is out? How about 'Grifters'? |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-07-09 08:30 |
| #7 How about the "Washington Antifa"? It seems that American football is becoming less and less relevant. |
| Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2020-07-09 08:13 |
| #6 I like the Washington Indian Fighters or Washington 7-Years World War Starters. Historical accuracy is paramount. |
| Posted by: Chunky Ebbanter9368 2020-07-09 08:03 |
| #5 At least the Blackhawks are staying put...for now. |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2020-07-09 07:57 |
| #4 (i) I was being sarcastic, Visitor. (ii) Ever thought why farmers make best - or, at least, most motivated - soldiers? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-07-09 05:06 |
| #3 /\ I have come to believe that over the space of time, ownership of land is actually a myth, or at best only temporary. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2020-07-09 05:04 |
| #2 You not only stole their land, you're also erasing any signs that they ever existed? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-07-09 02:12 |
| #1 I'm going with Heathen Savages. That's kind of non-denominational, isn't it? |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-07-09 01:25 |