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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Ghislaine Maxwell's pending suicide
2020-07-05
[American Thinker] When Jeffrey Epstein, the renowned financial maven and friend to the rich and powerful, was arrested for underage sex-trafficking, I knew that his days on the planet were numbered. Epstein simply knew too much to live.

What undoubtedly happened was that a lot of money changed hands, deals were made, prison guards and possibly their superiors were bought, cameras were surreptitiously disabled, and Epstein's murder was declared a suicide by bedsheet, an official conclusion that exactly zero people bought.

And now that Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's pal, paramour, and fellow pervert, is behind bars for her part in the sex scandal, her eventual "suicide" is a certainty. We'll never know exactly what went on between Epstein and his famous friends.

Did Epstein and Woody Allen discuss Manhattan, Allen's ode to sex with a 16-year-old? Did Jeff and former president Clinton talk about bjs in the Oval Office? How about the esteemed lawyer Alan Dershowitz? Did he and Jeff discuss legal strategies? We'll never know.

Whatever Epstein and Kevin Spacey discussed, I'd rather not know.

No, the powerful will be protected. Ghislaine Maxwell must die. But how will she do it?
Posted by:Besoeker

#15  #14 Crypto.
Posted by: crazyhorse   2020-07-05 23:48  

#14  Is 'hippopotamus' a codeword for Hillary or something?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2020-07-05 19:32  

#13  Ref #8: She chokes to death on a hippopotamus clitoris sandwich.

Usually not fatal, so I am told.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-07-05 19:03  

#12  This woman ought to be protected by someone who does this sort of thing such as the U.S. Marshals service protective custody.
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-07-05 18:30  

#11  In the big picture, a summary will say that the feral govt will not do the right thing and and the truth will never come out. The feral govt is too corrupt to do the right thing.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2020-07-05 12:32  

#10  Actually, she would be a willing canary divulging information the Trump 2020 re-election could use if they could protect her.
Posted by: Crins Throlusing3119   2020-07-05 12:08  

#9  Overdose on HCQ.
Posted by: gorb   2020-07-05 11:39  

#8  She chokes to death on a hippopotamus clitoris sandwich.
Posted by: crazyhorse   2020-07-05 11:01  

#7  No new charges....
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2020-07-05 10:54  

#6  Her murder will take time, expect a lot of lawyer/prosecution dust thrown up along with special security requirements and a gag order. The rubes need to think this is just complicated and that the wheels of process grind slowly. The real key will be when now new charges are filed, since the existing complaint is 93-98 and most of the juiciest stuff with important people post date that. So after the long dust settles her deal with the government will be honored and the mystery will happen.
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2020-07-05 10:53  

#5  a chemically-induced aneurysm. Brain dead, but still capable to run as a Democrat for POTUS...except she's not a native American
Posted by: Frank G   2020-07-05 10:13  

#4  I'm betting on a Jimmy Hoffa type ending...no body..an apparent escape..no one knows if dead or alive
Posted by: Warthog   2020-07-05 10:04  

#3  Nah. The old standard: Shot herself in the back of the head with a rifle... twice.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2020-07-05 09:58  

#2  I still favor a car stuck on a busy railroad crossing.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2020-07-05 09:20  

#1  I'm predicting a new 2022 model Range Rover plunging into a swollen creek.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-07-05 07:05  

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