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-War on Police-
Question on CNN: Who do I call in the middle of the night when my home is broken in to?
2020-06-08
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Posted by:3dc

#18  Call a Hollywood celebrity. They'll be glad to fly over to get you out of trouble. After all, that's what happens routinely in their movies, so what's a little extra off-the-set practice?
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2020-06-08 18:01  

#17  Procopius2k, you make a good point. Time to sell all stocks in carpet companies and invest in tile with dark grout lines.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2020-06-08 17:54  

#16   Who do I call in the middle of the night when my home is broken in to?

The coroner to come 'police' up the body(ies). Then ServicePro to clean the body fluids out of the carpet.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-06-08 17:44  

#15  Well like Dirty Harry said, we're gonna let that happen. Dude says who's we? Harry says Smith, Wesson and myself.
Posted by: Texhooey   2020-06-08 17:17  

#14  Seems like all those Somalis that Obama transplanted have succeeded in the first part of their mission: Turn an area of the US into Somolia and set up for lawlessness and warlords and sharia law
Posted by: Greater the Anonymous5721   2020-06-08 17:14  

#13  That way, you and your fellow thugs can assert your control without interference.

Right, just like Somalia! Or certain parts of Chicago, New York, San San Francisco, etc. All same-same.
Posted by: Bobby   2020-06-08 15:26  

#12  #10..they might not want to be handing out parking meters after all this.
Posted by: Unosh Hupinelet8756   2020-06-08 15:24  

#11  When you understand that the police aren't there to protect you or your property, then it starts to make sense.
Posted by: Iblis   2020-06-08 14:54  

#10  They're just saying they're going to cut back on police. It has to be something like an in-progress felony before they show up. If they aren't swamped handing out traffic tickets, that is.
Posted by: gorb   2020-06-08 14:30  

#9  
Posted by: charger   2020-06-08 13:46  

#8  Next step is to remove the right to defend your home with lethal force.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2020-06-08 13:37  

#7  In the next world, you’re on your own.............

Suckahs.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2020-06-08 11:55  

#6  If you are a communist revolutionary, of course you want the police department disbanded. That way, you and your fellow thugs can assert your control without interference.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2020-06-08 11:53  

#5  well, property is theft, after all.....
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-06-08 11:51  

#4  Wait, if there are no police then there will be no gun control, so open carry and ccw for all? Does this also mean vigilante justice and street trials and hanging? Minneapolis as Dodge City? Or is the paramilitary force of the Nation of Islam in the wings?
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2020-06-08 11:48  

#3  Camarota's house is broken into. She dials 911.

Recorded voice: The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2020-06-08 11:27  

#2  Call white supremacist?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-06-08 11:25  

#1  AYFKM?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-06-08 10:54  

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