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Dead drunk: Mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be a coronavirus victim |
2020-05-22 |
![]() Drinkin can make folk stupid When police turned up he jumped into a coffin and pretended to have died Officers were not fooled and charged him with breaking nationwide curfew Torres has been accused by locals of failing to take the virus seriously Here's how to help people impacted by Covid-19 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8343297/Peru-mayor-pretends-dead-police-arrest-breaking-lockdown.html Jaime Rolando Urbina Torres, mayor of a small town in Peru, jumped into an open casket and pretended to be dead when police arrived to arrest him for breaking curfew The Americas is now at the epicentre of the global coronavirus pandemic, with the region seeing coronavirus case totals and deaths rise faster than any other region. The region currently has 2.1million cases of coronavirus, a higher total than previous epicentre Europe which has 1.9million. Europe still has the most deaths of any region at more than 169,000, but deaths in the Americas are increasing at a faster rate. Peru has recorded a total of 104,020 cases and 3,024 deaths, and is among the top four countries in terms of the rate at which deaths are increasing. Brazil and Mexico, also in the Americas, are also on the list along with Russia. In total, there are now more than 5million cases of coronavirus confirmed worldwide after the WHO reported the single-largest daily increase of the pandemic Wednesday at 106,000. |
Posted by:Woodrow |
#3 The mask on a corpse was the first clue. And this bar keeps a few coffins handy? |
Posted by: Grunter 2020-05-22 19:30 |
#2 More chips on the taking it serious when they take it serious Venn. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-05-22 10:27 |
#1 COVID, the Pol's Best Friend. Useful in oh so many ways. |
Posted by: Lex 2020-05-22 06:55 |