From the hilariously named Reason.And now, an ode to Jussie, with apologies to Bobby Pickett:
I was watching C-Span, late one night
When my eyes came upon a pathetic sight
For a has-been from the swamp arose
And his sour stench did attack my nose
He was Amash! He was Justin Amash
Justin Amash! And he is straight up trash
He was for sale! And sold his soul for cash
He was Amash! He was Justin Amash
The Deep State was having fun
With the Uniparty's hired guns
The guests included the Clintons
Biden, and his son
He was Amash! He was Justin Amash
Justin Amash! And there is no clash
Twixt Cato! And the need to dash
He was Amash! He was Justin Amash
And now he's gone! He was Justin Amash
The Deep State' pawn! He's gone in a flash
And so goodbye! To ol' Justin Amash
Good riddance! To ol' Justin Amash