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Kim Jong Un may be holed up with his 2,000-woman ‘Pleasure Squad’
2020-05-02
[NYPOST] If Kim Pudge Jong-un
...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
is holed up in his luxe seaside hideaway in the port city of Wonsan, he may have plenty of company — a harem of 2,000 sex slaves, a report said Friday.

The North Korea
...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...
n dictator resurrected his late grandfather’s "Pleasure Squad" of secret sex entertainers in 2015, The Sun reported.

And while the dictator’s location and the state of his health remain a mystery, some reports say he fled to a luxury resort in the port city located along the eastern side of the Korean Peninsula to avoid catching the coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
— and the UK paper speculates that he might have his harem with him.

"It’s within the walls of his ultra-protected palaces that his Pleasure Squad provides entertainment for high-ranking North Korean officials," the paper reported.

"The 2,000-strong harem is said to be made to sing and dance for the nation’s elite — but also take part in bizarre sexual games and orgies."

Posted by:Fred

#12  I'm no Kim specialist but it doesn't look like him to my untrained eye. Close, but no cigar or kimchi
Posted by: Frank G   2020-05-02 14:50  

#11  
[Executive suit clad, korean bombshell clicketty clacks on high heels, swishing through metal detectors. Stops at security. Flashes badge.]

"Secret Sex Entertainer Squad."

[grunt stands straight and salutes]
"Yes, mam."


Posted by: Dron66046   2020-05-02 13:32  

#10  If he ends up like Lamar Odom then both theories can be correct and everyone can be happy.
Posted by: gorb   2020-05-02 12:24  

#9  It's good to be the king dictator.

For awhile.
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2020-05-02 11:59  

#8  Lol. /\. "The FBI...in color"!
Posted by: Clem   2020-05-02 09:24  

#7  ...Shows you how old I am, I saw "Pleasure Squad", and my brain finished it with, "A Quinn Martin Production - In COLOR!"

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2020-05-02 08:33  

#6  In all fairness 2,000 could take some time to work through.
Posted by: Cesare   2020-05-02 08:10  

#5  resurrected his late grandfather’s "Pleasure Squad" of secret sex entertainers
They sound very...........experienced
Posted by: Classer   2020-05-02 05:15  

#4  I hope, for his sake, that he lets women be on top.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-05-02 04:30  

#3  Masque Of the Red Death-dealers.
Posted by: charger   2020-05-02 01:37  

#2  Love in the Time of Cholera
or something like that
Posted by: Lex   2020-05-02 00:42  

#1  "The 2,000-strong harem is said to be made to sing and dance for the nation’s elite — but also take part in bizarre sexual games and orgies."
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-05-02 00:39  

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