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| Trump Installs Ejection Seats in WH Press Room |
| 2020-04-13 |
| [Babylon Bee]WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats. |
| Posted by:Bobby |
| #6 I would pay money to see this |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-04-13 16:47 |
| #5 "Looks like Jim Acosta's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain!!!!" Sounds like Team Rocket. (from Pokiman...) |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2020-04-13 16:21 |
| #4 Put the chairs closer together. Separate the stage/podium with a sealed, over-pressured plexiglas wall. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-04-13 14:55 |
| #3 Or this... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-13 14:33 |
| #2 No, no, John. What's needed are holes opening in the floor and piranha pool beneath it. But no lasers! |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-13 14:02 |
| #1 Oh, that it were true. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-04-13 13:57 |