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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| For levity - As if the world couldn't get any weirder, this AI toilet scans your anus to identify you |
| 2020-04-08 |
| Posted by:DarthVader |
| #11 I love Rantburg posters |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-04-08 20:21 |
| #10 Second #8. |
| Posted by: Whiskey Mike 2020-04-08 18:16 |
| #9 We had retinal scanners as part of out multi level interior security. When I was conducting a highfalutin guest around, I would call them 'rectal scanners'. When they responded 'I don't know, kinda high' I knew we had a real (or very quick) person. |
| Posted by: Whiskey Mike 2020-04-08 18:15 |
| #8 ^ Thread of the week. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-08 18:14 |
| #7 ^ "Oh, it's Jeremy Corbyn, again?" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-08 16:25 |
| #6 ^ Or 'Q' making for Bond a metamaterial woven set of briefs capable of emulating any anus from an MI6 database called 'The Arsehole Repository'. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-04-08 15:53 |
| #5 Want to see Matt Damon sucking ass in the next Bourne movie... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-08 12:05 |
| #4 Having to settle in to get a good print... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-08 12:03 |
| #3 Wesley Snipes uses an extracted eyeball to open retina locked doors. Tom Cruise uses printed fingerprint gloves. Take that hollywood. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-04-08 11:45 |
| #2 Next thing you know, the government will want a photo ID of it. |
| Posted by: Cholutch Shereper2174 2020-04-08 11:32 |
| #1 Big Brother is watching... the brown eye... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-04-08 11:30 |