| #12 Let's see , cute girl , rocking chair, tennis racket, .....Some assembly required. |
| Posted by: Thaith Elmeresing6163 2020-04-06 20:41 |
#11 My new coronavirus business suit just came in. Never thought i'd see this day. |
| Posted by: Dr. Wheat Faartz007 2020-04-06 20:11 |
#10 Things are beginning to get a little testy around here as well. |
| Posted by: jpal 2020-04-06 18:41 |
| #9 ^ Excellent. Stolen |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-06 18:23 |
| #8 A little humor for the day. My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!! Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear. Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping. Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer. Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?” Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face. Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1. Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month? |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-04-06 17:52 |
| #7 Always so critical! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-04-06 14:46 |
| #6 Not very effective court shoes :-) |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-04-06 14:01 |
| #5 A bit too young? Not to name any names, but there may be a certain Donk presidential candidate that might find her to be a bit too old. |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-04-06 13:55 |
| #4 Knots, why do they hate us? |
| Posted by: Menhadden Shomotle5673 2020-04-06 13:36 |
| #3 How many Moslems does it take to carry out a knife attack? Three. One to wield the knife and two to yell Allan Snackbar! |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-04-06 13:24 |
| #2 A bit too young? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-04-06 12:43 |
| #1 Tennis, anyone? |
| Posted by: Bobby 2020-04-06 12:31 |
