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Home Front: Politix
Biden Tells Jimmy Kimmel His Phillies Cap Is ‘A Way To Be Able To Sleep With My Wife'
2020-03-28
[DailyCaller] "With all that’s been going on over the past couple of weeks, virus-wise, I feel like we’ve almost forgotten about the presidential election. And there’s a guy who’s running in that election who used to be the Vice President of the United States," Kimmel said by way of introduction.

Biden immediately noticed Kimmel’s cap and asked, "What’s that hat you’ve got on?"

"It’s the New York Mets," Kimmel smiled. "It’s supposed to be Opening Day."

"Opening Day!" Biden repeated, reaching out of frame, grabbing a bright red Philadelphia Phillies cap and putting it on.
Because everybody keeps their "Panderin' Hat" within reach, man!
"Wow. You know what? This is not the way to win voters, Mr. Vice President," Kimmel shook his head and laughed.

"I tell you what, but it’s a way to be able to sleep with my wife," Biden replied with a smile. "She’s a Philly girl. If I weren’t for the Phillies, I’d be out of luck, man."
"And sobbing subbing for Jill Biden tonight:"


Posted by:Anomalous Sources

#8  It's a step up from the Obama years' 2 grocery bags and a 6 pack.
Posted by: Ebbaish Jomong9152   2020-03-28 17:11  

#7  Shuffling around the bedroom in his undies, bathrobe, and slippers wearing a ball cap. Nice image.

Has he tried a Tank Helmut?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-03-28 16:51  

#6  So your wife will only sleep with you when you only wear a stupid hat? do you need to wear it over your face?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2020-03-28 15:54  

#5  You like touching phillys, we get it sick-o.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-03-28 14:00  

#4  
Posted by: Dron66046   2020-03-28 13:00  

#3  Does she put it over his face or stuff it in his mouth?
Posted by: ed in texas   2020-03-28 12:25  

#2  So anyone with a Phillies cap can sleep with your wife?
Posted by: Spot   2020-03-28 12:19  

#1  So she "likes the whole team" Joe? What a blatant pervert.
Posted by: Woodrow   2020-03-28 07:33  

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