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Economy
Portland Exotic Dancers Pivot To Food Delivery As Strip Clubs Forced To Close
2020-03-25
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[Zero] Who says we can't adapt and pull together in times of crisis, right?

Certainly that's the feeling in Portland, where strippers are now delivering food after the Lucky Devil Lounge was forced to close down. However, the same order that shut down their strip club does not prohibit food delivery, and that has some exotic dancers making a pivot to a model they're calling "Boober Eats".
"I'll just put this down by this pole over here"
The new home delivery service where scantily clad strippers deliver your hot food started as a joke, according to Oregon Live. Then, the free market went to work. Demand surged, people posted about it on social media and a cash cow was born.

The report says that while the rest of Portland was hoarding toilet paper, Shon Boulden, the creator of Boober Eats, was buying out one local store's stock of pasties.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  ... but ... I'm all out of $1 bills!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2020-03-25 12:31  

#6  *Snort* The "feel good" story of the day?
Posted by: magpie   2020-03-25 11:08  

#5  What a Can-Can do spirit! Such a stimulus for the working girls.
Posted by: Warthog   2020-03-25 10:11  

#4  Let the buns puns flow.
Posted by: Woodrow   2020-03-25 08:18  

#3  Just as long as they leave big tips!
Posted by: Raj   2020-03-25 07:15  

#2  Does a delivery includes, ahem?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-03-25 03:07  

#1  Ain't America great?
Can-do spirit. Entrepreneurial drive. Wankee er Yankee ingenuity.
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-25 01:29  

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