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A Half-Sedated Looking Joe Biden Devolves Into Incoherence on The View
2020-03-25
Call off the search, Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
...Old, boring, a plagiarist, fond of hair sniffing and grabbing the protruding parts of women, and not whatcha call brilliant...
 has been found.

After days of people wondering exactly where the former VP has been, Biden decided to appear before some friendly faces on The View today. He was interviewed remotely from what I’m assuming is his home, as it’s the same background he’s had for the last several videos he’s made. Apparently, all the rest he’s been getting the last few weeks has done nothing to sharpen Biden’s mental faculties, as he ended up devolving into incoherence rather quickly.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2020 Democrat nominee. Well, for now at least.
Posted by:Woozle Black1622

#23  Eric " The Foghorn" Swalwell ?

Gawd, that would be fun.
Posted by: JHH   2020-03-25 19:09  

#22  Say what?
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2020-03-25 13:27  

#21  ^ Duke Nukem? NO
Posted by: Frank G   2020-03-25 12:38  

#20  Eric " The Foghorn" Swalwell ?
Posted by: Warthog   2020-03-25 12:06  

#19  "indelibly imprinted on his hippocampus"
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-25 12:04  

#18  Best guess is he had two different talking points which got combined into a hippocampus.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-03-25 11:03  

#17  If someone like that existed, poor Joe Biden would not be in the lead.

Oh they do, they just didn't have the recognition that the front runners did. At a brokered convention, with every mover and shaker throwing their weight behind them, they will have the eyeballs and press needed to start a run.

Posted by: DarthVader   2020-03-25 10:56  

#16  Bring back Jon Karry
Posted by: Frank G   2020-03-25 10:54  

#15   Someone they can easily control but who is charismatic.

If someone like that existed, poor Joe Biden would not be in the lead.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-03-25 10:52  

#14  I think I understand what he was trying to say, I just can't put it into words right now.
Posted by: Bobby   2020-03-25 10:40  

#13  /\ To your room please.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-03-25 10:08  

#12  Someone they can easily control but who is charismatic.
? Justin Bieber?
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-25 09:40  

#11  ^ That can land them in Greg Stillson territory.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-03-25 09:34  

#10  Someone they can easily control but who is charismatic.

Who might that be? Don't tell me Cuomo - the guy has a face that, practically, begs for a half-brick.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-03-25 09:32  

#9  Oh don't worry Murcek. They will be the ones choosing the replacement. Someone they can easily control but who is charismatic.
Posted by: DarthVader   2020-03-25 09:24  

#8  I dunno. There's a lot of big money behind Biden, those big donors won't roll over unless they get to call the shots.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-03-25 09:21  

#7  #4 Russians play games with drinking?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-03-25 09:00  

#6  Or Newfoundland.
Or County Kerry.
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-25 08:59  

#5  Maybe he was sedated.
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-03-25 08:57  

#4  So bad you couldn't even make a drinking game out of it. Well, maybe in Wisconsin or Russia.
Posted by: Woodrow   2020-03-25 08:43  

#3  Great Pharaoh Barry O didn't pick this guy for his acumen, rather with a mind like this old Joe was the greatest insurance policy he could have had.
Posted by: Cesare   2020-03-25 08:15  

#2  devolves into incoherence

Basically then, no real change.
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-03-25 07:46  

#1  He's done.

It's now either Hillary or Cuomo.

Watch for Joe to step down, tearfully, and with hand over his heart, try to maunder through half-remembered fragments of a plagiarized defiant concession speech by Kinnock or Ted Kennedy or Jennie McCarthy or ...
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-25 01:25  

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