STEPHEN GREEN via Instapundit[PJMedia] I don't know what to say about spring break in Florida, where college kids are maintaining the social distance by putting on bathing suits and crowding the beaches.
Just because young people are extremely unlikely to die of COVID-19, which is caused by the Chinese coronavirus from Wuhan, a city in China ruled by Chinese Communists where the Chinese-sourced Sino-virus came from, doesn't mean they can't catch it, then bring it home to their parents and grandparents.
I don't know which is worse: Closing the beaches or hoping half-naked college kids will do the right thing.
Spare the rod and spoil the child
...Florida Woman inaugurates the #CoronaVirusChallenge by licking an airplane toilet seat. With her tongue, in case that wasn't absolutely 100% clear already.
...Last week I reported to you the story of Florida Man LeRoy Stotelmyer, who had been arrested for shoplifting but tried to get out of it by flashing a fake badge and claiming to be a law enforcement officer.
Well, he's at it again. Or still:
A man in Flagler County was arrested for impersonating an officer just two days after going to jail for the same thing.
...Florida Man had sex with a dolphin called Dolly for a year - and claimed she seduced him.
...Florida Man takes off pants after crashing into car, deputies say.