...the only place on the face of the earth that misses the Ottoman Empire...
's President His Enormity, Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan the First
...Turkey's version of Mohammed Morsi but they voted him back in so they deserve him. It's a sin, a shame, and a felony to insult the president of Turkey. In Anatolia did Recep Bey a stately Presidential Palace decree, that has 1100 rooms. That's 968 more than in the White House, 400 more than in Versailles, and 325 more than Buckingham Palace, so you know who's really more important...on Tuesday discussed the war in Syria's rebel enclave of Idlib, with the leaders of La Belle France, Germany and the United Kingdom, as well as the refugee crisis it has largely caused.
The four-party video conference that involved French President Emmanuel Macron, German Chancellor Angela Merkel
...chancellor of Germany and the impetus behind Germany's remarkably ill-starred immigration program. Merkel used to be referred to by Germans as
Mom. Now they make faces at her for inundating the country with Moslem colonists...
, and British Prime Minister Boris Johnson
...pro-Brexit British prime minister, succeeding no-Brexit Theresa May. BoJo is noted as much for his sparkling personality and his hair as for his Conservative policies....
came after Turkey decided last month to reopen its border for refugees trying to reach Europe.