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| Oregon police ask people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper |
| 2020-03-17 |
| Nervous Americans start panic buying GUNS as sales rocket across the country and long lines form outside hunting shops amid coronavirus fears |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #10 #9 I like! |
| Posted by: 746 2020-03-17 13:37 |
| #9 Geoducks. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-03-17 10:36 |
| #8 Alla you, cease! |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-03-17 10:15 |
| #7 ...but aholes need TP. XD |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-03-17 09:53 |
| #6 If you run out, take a shower after. Stop panicking and being assholes! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-03-17 09:38 |
| #5 Translation of the Chingrish in #4 (from the comments): 1. Each toilet cubicle has a limited occupancy of 1 person only. (Don’t try to save space by sharing a toilet with your friend at the same time.) 2. Only release your excrement into the toilet bowl. If you release it anywhere else, the dissatisfied foot of the management will kick you. 3. You must take good care of the toilet facilities. It is strictly forbidden to remove the toilet from the cubicle and take it out of the toilet room. 4. Place your excrement in the excrement bucket provided. If you release it into the toilet bowl, it could block the toilet causing it to leak (overflow). 5. To avoid scaring other toilet users, don’t scream inside the toilet, even if you’re very constipated. 6. Don’t interfere with other people while they are enjoying the toilet. Allow them to release their excrement in peace. 7. Don’t boil food in the toilet. Eat in the cafeteria instead. 8. No idea! 9. No graffiti writing. 10. Don’t release excrement in the urinals. 11. No unlawful carrying-on in the toilet and no hard parts of the anatomy. |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-03-17 08:31 |
| #4 At least the ChiComs know enough to go into the toilet beard know |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-03-17 08:29 |
| #3 Romans used sponges |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-03-17 07:21 |
| #2 there's a run on bidets. Portable |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-03-17 02:11 |
| #1 In other news, there's a run on bidets. |
| Posted by: KBK 2020-03-17 00:09 |