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| Nation's Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden |
| 2020-03-13 |
| [BabylonBee]The nation's nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden. All types of nerds, from social introverts to hardcore PC gamers, welcomed the dawn of this new era, privately from their own homes. "I have been waiting my whole life for this moment," said Ned Pendleton, 32 -- via text message, of course |
| Posted by:Shineper Grumble1521 |
| #6 What will they do now that Projekt Melody has been banned from Twitch? Just kidding, nerds have countless other options. |
| Posted by: charger 2020-03-13 16:34 |
| #5 I have been training for this moment all my life. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-03-13 15:55 |
| #4 the nerds can even download movies and games now. Food can be delivered to the door. YOu can work from home. As close to perfect isolation as possible until something breaks. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2020-03-13 14:04 |
| #3 Wait...no, that's still funny, and kinda Oedipal. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-03-13 12:32 |
| #2 Cant wait to see Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee stripping their own skin off with their teeth... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-03-13 12:30 |
| #1 And we laughed about safe, secure Mom's basements. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-03-13 12:29 |