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| Coronavirus scare: Couple buys 2,000 rolls of toilet paper |
| 2020-03-11 |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #8 If you got 30 days of toilet paper but not 30 days of food, could I suggest at least some hot sauce? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-03-11 17:18 |
| #7 Corona virus gets your nose, not your bum, what with the sneezing and coughing. It was announced a few days ago that there is secondary spread via fecal transmission, SteveS, making hand washing doubly necessary. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-03-11 15:51 |
| #6 One person sneezes in a crowd and everyone around them shits themselves! Epidemiological Snark of the Day! |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-03-11 12:20 |
| #5 I know why so much TP is needed. One person sneezes in a crowd and everyone around them shits themselves! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2020-03-11 09:20 |
| #4 Is there a shelf life for TP? It's not like they're not going to get around to use it. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-03-11 08:16 |
| #3 That'd be the Aussies from a day or two ago who claimed to have erred ordering online ("Twenty cases? We ordered twenty rolls!" or somesuch). Quickest skim left me thinking like Lex: speculators after free advertising. Although... heh... could they be morons who didn't get as gouged as they hoped to? |
| Posted by: Snusong Henbane4869 2020-03-11 05:08 |
| #2 Are we confusing corona virus with amoebic dysentery, perhaps? Corona virus gets your nose, not your bum, what with the sneezing and coughing. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-03-11 00:44 |
| #1 Arbitrageurs? |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-03-11 00:34 |