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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

O.J. Simpson heads to Costco to join panic buyers by stockpiling toilet paper and water amid coronavirus fears

2020-03-07

[MAIL] O.J. Simpson posted a photo of himself on Twitter early Friday morning wearing a face mask outside a Costco with a trolley full of emergency supplies (left). The caption read: 'Coronavirus? Who's afraid?'. Simpson's post sparked a lot of attention on social media, with users comparing his suspected 'death rate' to that of coronavirus. 'I may have a better chance of being killed by you than the virus,' one person tweeted. Shoppers across the US are stockpiling amid coronavirus fears, as the death toll continues to mount, reaching 17 Friday.

Posted by:Besoeker

#9 Don't forget to pick up some small latex gloves.

Posted by: gorb 2020-03-07 23:09

#8 Running out of toilet paper? Is Sanders president already?

Posted by: European Conservative 2020-03-07 17:10

#7 When your Villonous bowels get loose,
Folks, take some advice from the Juice:
On such an occasion
I wax Rabelaisian
And tear off the neck of a goose.
Grab one today at Les Halles or your friendly neighborhood ~~tabac~~ gooseherd!

Posted by: Muggsy Flotch1015 2020-03-07 17:05

#6 Who needs toilet paper when you have the New York Times?

Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-03-07 13:41

#5 O.J. was taking a stab at getting some bung fodder before it was sold out.

Posted by: JohnQC 2020-03-07 13:24

#4 Don't forget the gloves ... and knives.

Posted by: Black Charlie Flerong3458 2020-03-07 11:55

#3 Can't we exile this monster?

Posted by: Lex 2020-03-07 11:19

#2 Thought he could just knife through the crowd.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-03-07 10:14

#1 Whatever you do, don't cut in line in front of him.

Posted by: charger 2020-03-07 10:00

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