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India-Pakistan
Pakistan struggles to combat devastating #LocustPlague
2020-03-05
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Posted by:Fred

#6  Should have performed the umrah.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-03-05 13:36  

#5  😁
Posted by: Lex   2020-03-05 11:36  

#4   What happened to the 100000 Chinese ducks?

"Fareed, you bastard ! The ducks were not for meat. They are for the locust !"

"Locust ? You mean mohammed's manna ? But that's for us, Sajid."

"Aargh ! You insufferable fool, the locust will eat all the wheat. Thousands will go hungry !"

"Hungry ? Oh ! Hey... try this. Peking Duck, the begum learned it on youtube."

"Mmm... you know, this is really good."

"Right, eh ? Stupid chinks. Sending us the ducks and eating chamgadar themselves."

"Hyukk hukk" "Ho ho !"
Posted by: Dron66046   2020-03-05 11:31  

#3  What happened to the 100000 Chinese ducks?
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-03-05 11:03  

#2  ...I think that's coming to their neighbors.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-03-05 07:28  

#1  What about Blood, Frogs, etc...?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-03-05 01:10  

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