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| India-Pakistan |
| China to send 100,000-strong 'duck army' to help Pakistan fight its worst locust plague in 20 years |
| 2020-02-27 |
| The teams of birds are of a native breed called 'No. 1 Guoshao', which is billed as the 'locust-killing genius', also delicious in garlic fried rice |
| Posted by:Skidmark |
| #5 Oh, SNAP! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-02-27 19:59 |
| #4 Prediction: Within a month... Don't forget the avian flu the ducks will bring. Something that occasionally jumps from birds to humans. Why does that sound familiar? |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-02-27 19:49 |
| #3 Prediction: Within a month there won’t be a single duck still walking on two legs, the locusts will be as bad as ever, and the government of Pakistan will have to borrow more from the IMF or some other institution in order to pay back the Chinese loan to acquire the things. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2020-02-27 19:38 |
| #2 Well the ducks, and the nasty little parasites and diseases they carry. Not a particularly clean animal. |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2020-02-27 16:48 |
| #1 You're going to need a lot more ducks. Hey, maybe send some North Koreans. I hear they'll eat anything. Dateline 2030 Texas to send 100,000 strong "coyote army" to help Pakistain fight its Chinese duck plague. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-02-27 13:15 |