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Japanese man who believes in smiling is world's oldest
2020-02-13
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[AP] Asked about the secret to longevity, Watanabe has this advice: Don’t get angry and keep smiling.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  A shogun, not long of Nagawa
Was queried: To what owes your powa?
Quoth he, the Inscrutable
(With logic indisputable),
"Hanky-wanky 1 hou-ah in show-ah!"


Posted by: Lex   2020-02-13 23:22  

#6  ^ Dude, that's racist as herr. Everybody knows they can't say "lollapalooza."

"Long life to the Emperor..." "Banzai!"
"...and also his subjects. But why?"
"Late misunderstanding
A little demanding
On all who were willing to die."
Posted by: Ebbins Throck6458   2020-02-13 22:13  

#5  Smirre evely day.

Glip steeling wheer hald.

Get blakes checked legulary.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-02-13 13:58  

#4  Mermaid flesh.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-02-13 13:46  

#3  Omega 3s?
Posted by: Lex   2020-02-13 13:32  

#2  Obviously the Japanese are doing something right. But I don't believe that "Don't worry, be happy" is it.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2020-02-13 13:20  

#1  :-)
Posted by: Lex   2020-02-13 08:23  

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