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Japanese man who believes in smiling is world's oldest |
2020-02-13 |
[AP] Asked about the secret to longevity, Watanabe has this advice: Don’t get angry and keep smiling. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#7 A shogun, not long of Nagawa Was queried: To what owes your powa? Quoth he, the Inscrutable (With logic indisputable), "Hanky-wanky 1 hou-ah in show-ah!" |
Posted by: Lex 2020-02-13 23:22 |
#6 ^ Dude, that's racist as herr. Everybody knows they can't say "lollapalooza." "Long life to the Emperor..." "Banzai!" "...and also his subjects. But why?" "Late misunderstanding A little demanding On all who were willing to die." |
Posted by: Ebbins Throck6458 2020-02-13 22:13 |
#5 Smirre evely day. Glip steeling wheer hald. Get blakes checked legulary. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-02-13 13:58 |
#4 Mermaid flesh. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-02-13 13:46 |
#3 Omega 3s? |
Posted by: Lex 2020-02-13 13:32 |
#2 Obviously the Japanese are doing something right. But I don't believe that "Don't worry, be happy" is it. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2020-02-13 13:20 |
#1 :-) |
Posted by: Lex 2020-02-13 08:23 |