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Scientist creates super-sized sex doll for TURTLES to test their mating habits - confirming males are five times more likely to copulate with larger females
2020-02-08
Posted by:Skidmark

#10  He: "Lookit da ass on dat tortoise!"
She: "Is he more likely to court us?"
And then there's this issue
For mere lumps of tissue:
"Which one is more prone to abort us?"
Posted by: Elmeamble Tingle8012   2020-02-08 23:00  

#9  Mr. Mitch enthusiastically supports this.

Posted by: jpal   2020-02-08 20:13  

#8  Pinky: "Brain, what are we going to do today?"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-02-08 19:33  

#7  Big ones move slower
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-02-08 11:49  

#6  confirming males are five times more likely to copulate with larger females

Sometimes there isn't a choice.
Posted by: gorb   2020-02-08 11:16  

#5  Now don't be species-ist
Posted by: Lex   2020-02-08 09:30  

#4  Sir Mixalot to the courtesy phone.
Posted by: Cesare   2020-02-08 09:28  

#3  Well, my hat is off to anyone who can get a job learning 3D printing while making turtle pr*n. I quite honestly have never thought of that ...
Posted by: Beau   2020-02-08 09:27  

#2  "She's a whole lotta turtle"?

Nahhh - doesn't have the same ring to it...
Posted by: Raj   2020-02-08 06:41  

#1  Explains the fat ass fetish. It's for guys with a turtle sized brain.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-02-08 06:39  

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