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Today is Groundhog Day! |
2020-02-03 |
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Posted by:Fred |
#10 Sheesh. "Might" times two... gotta preview. |
Posted by: Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 22:57 |
#9 ^ Pretty much unforgettable, that. Felt for the groundhog, but (easy for me to say) totally worth it. Also, blush. Though 'twasn't exactly echt Brecht, I hoped one might faintly detect The tropic aroma Myopics on soma Might smell on the Greta Prospekt. |
Posted by: Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 22:54 |
#8 FWIW, there is more than one groundhog festival. You may remember this incident. I don't know if it was related, but the mayor didn't run for re-election. |
Posted by: James 2020-02-03 20:50 |
#7 Great Limerick |
Posted by: European Conservative 2020-02-03 19:35 |
#6 ^ Panda Express, and now this? My faith in the reliability of exotic furballs is crushed forever! I suppose you'll be coming for the Easter Bunny next? Santa, maybe? |
Posted by: Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 19:16 |
#5 Wikipedia says: " Impartial estimates place the groundhog's accuracy between 35% and 40%." So you better go with the opposite of the prediction. |
Posted by: European Conservative 2020-02-03 14:49 |
#4 Just like yesterday. I think I saw this movie. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-02-03 11:33 |
#3 From Barrow to Kilimanjaro, The climate grows ever more claro! We'll plant frangipani In far Punxsutawney... Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. |
Posted by: Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 08:07 |
#2 OK but did Phil's cousin Richard Gerebil see his shadow? Will we have six more weeks of Gerbil-Worming? |
Posted by: Lex 2020-02-03 07:02 |
#1 Yesterday was gh day |
Posted by: Lord garth 2020-02-03 06:44 |