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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Fire, Plague, And Now... LOCUSTS!
2020-01-26
Stolen from elsewhere - the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are puttin' the band back together...
[ABC News Australia, via Fark] - A locust plague of almost biblical proportions is ravaging Eastern Africa's food bowl, prompting the United Nations to call for international help.

Hundreds of millions of the bugs have swarmed into Kenya from Somalia and Ethiopia, creating the worst outbreak of desert locusts there in 70 years.

Somalia and Ethiopia have not had an infestation like this in a quarter of a century. It has destroyed farmland and threatened an already vulnerable region with devastating hunger.

The UN Food and Agricultural Organisation (FAO) has warned the "unprecedented size and destructive potential" of the swarms could leave millions of people without food.
Posted by:Raj

#20  the other white meat
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-26 21:56  

#19  TW, that would make sense ans not bring in aid money
Posted by: Chris   2020-01-26 21:36  

#18  If it’s green they eat it, Thaith Elmeresing6163. So more leaves and grasses than grain. But as you point out, it isn’t garbage.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-26 21:31  

#17  Since the locusts consume mostly grains wouldn't they be better for you than bottom feeding shrimp or lobster ?
Posted by: Thaith Elmeresing6163   2020-01-26 20:55  

#16  The outlook for gourmets was sunny
As John fed his lords ("Oy, muh money!"),
For after he signed,
All at Runnymede dined.
On the Carte: Locusts baptised with honey.

Apologies for only tacitly including the obligatory Saracen chef civilising barbaric Crusaders... but you probably seen dat movie already anyway.
Posted by: Chinegum the Great4821   2020-01-26 18:36  

#15  Re:6: These days I drink Pinot More with everything.
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-01-26 14:56  

#14  Wine pairing suggestions for Besoeker here and here. My 2004 edition of Hugh Johnson’s Pocket Wine Book was surprisingly unhelpful
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-26 14:45  

#13  Flying shrimp ?
Posted by: Thaith Elmeresing6163   2020-01-26 14:39  

#12  re #1: Bobby, actually, it is Trump's fault, somehow.
Even the 2013 swarm Lord Garth posted.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2020-01-26 13:56  

#11  Yikes, #2 lord garth!
Posted by: Barbara   2020-01-26 13:53  

#10  Ruou De.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-01-26 13:40  

#9  If Vietnamese hot peppers, recommend the "two steps to agonizing death" variety to go with the locusts. If you're gonna go, go quick.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2020-01-26 13:31  

#8  If Vietnamese hot peppers, recommend the "two steps to agonizing death" variety to go with the locusts. If you're gonna go, go quick.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2020-01-26 13:31  

#7  The match would be to Vietnamese spices, Besoeker — let me check my book....
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-26 13:13  

#6  Not on my chart. What wine do you recommend pairing it with ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-01-26 13:07  

#5  Delightful, 3dc! And even kosher, when using MidEast/NorthAfrican locusts.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-26 13:02  

#4  
Here you are Traveling Wife: Vietnamese Locusts
Posted by: 3dc   2020-01-26 12:56  

#3  Locust swarms are a regular occurrence and a good protein source. Thinking like a Westerner (or perhaps Japanese, with their vast drag nets that sweep the seas clean of fish), under such conditions I would set out vast nets to capture all that free food, then make a killing as a roasted locust magnate.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-26 12:13  

#2  the locust swarm of 2013 in egypt was caught on camera for BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bx5JUGVahk
Posted by: lord garth   2020-01-26 11:37  

#1  Can I be the first to blame it on man-made, carbon-bloated, climate change?
Posted by: Bobby   2020-01-26 11:12  

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