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Man attempts to register beer as his emotional support animal
2020-01-23
[FoxNews] A Brooklyn resident reportedly registered an unusual item as an emotional support animal: beer. Unfortunately for him, some sources say that even with certification, the beer-loving man’s plan won’t work.

Floyd Hayes filed the unusual registration with the USA Service Dog Registration website, The New York Post reports. He told the news outlet that he just wants to see if it will work.
Posted by:Skidmark

#15  Not Bee !?! Still ... *Snort*
Posted by: magpie   2020-01-23 14:40  

#14  i named my Springer Spaniel ‘Budweiser’ back in 1969. wonder how he would handle this?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2020-01-23 13:59  

#13  ^ *SNORT*
Posted by: Frank G   2020-01-23 13:55  

#12  My Indian name is Ten Beers.

"There is iron in your words of Lite."
Posted by: JHH   2020-01-23 13:47  

#11  ^Sic transit gloria mundi.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-01-23 10:35  

#10  Jeez, g(r)om. What do I tell Harry, my emotional support tarantula?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-01-23 10:08  

#9  U.S. Moves to Let Airlines Ban Emotional-Support Animals
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-01-23 09:49  

#8  In MN, Fireball is defined as a basic human right. Seriously, it's in the state constitution.
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-01-23 09:16  

#7  My Indian name is Ten Beers.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2020-01-23 08:30  

#6  You can call me (Pale) Ale
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-23 07:48  

#5  I identify as a beer; please call me Bud.
Posted by: Raj   2020-01-23 07:44  

#4  I'm a Lager, but I identify as an IPA
Posted by: Frank G   2020-01-23 06:09  

#3  I am not an animal. I am a human beer.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-01-23 00:51  

#2  Not the Bee!

He should have gone with "These are my emotional support yeasts". They may be unicellular, but at least they are an animal.
Posted by: SteveS   2020-01-23 00:46  

#1  The idea doesn't have legs.
Posted by: gorb   2020-01-23 00:42  

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