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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Gaza theme park’s new train ride simulates the ‘return’ journey to Jerusalem
2020-01-18
Glass and marble shopping malls, seaside apartment complexes... now an amusement park? Those Israelis are incredibly precise in their Gaza bombing runs. No wonder the Gazans love being the enemy of Israel. Imagine what would have happened to all those carefully smuggled materials if they’d been facing Russians or Syrians.
[IsraelTimes] ’The Train of Return to Jerusalem’ brings visitors across a valley to a partial mock-up of Old City, including a small building representing the Dome of Rock.

An amusement park in the southern Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamaswith about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response...
Strip recently unveiled a train ride that seeks to simulate a journey from the isolated coastal enclave to Jerusalem’s Old City, home to a number of Islamic holy sites.
Also! A shooting range for virtual Jooos. Moving target practice
The ride, which spans 550 meters and features two elevated tracks, is the newest attraction at the Asdaa City theme park in Khan Younis. It was built on land that formerly belonged to the Ganei Tal settlement, which was evacuated after Israel decided to withdraw from Gaza in 2005.

It took more than two years to construct and was named "The Train of Return to Jerusalem," according to Wael al-Khalili, the chairman of Asdaa’s board of directors.

The cost of a ticket to ride on the train line is NIS 5 ($1.45).

Besides Jerusalem, Asdaa also features several other mock-ups including one of Hebron’s Tomb of the Patriarchs, which Jews and Moslems revere as the burial site of the biblical patriarchs and matriarchs. While Jews refer to the site as the Tomb of Patriarchs, Moslems call it the Ibrahimi Mosque.

It also includes a lodging and pool area called the Tiberias Resort ‐ a reference to the city of Tiberias next to the Sea of Galilee in northern Israel.

Khalili described Asdaa as an amusement park that brings together tourism and Paleostinian nationalism.

"Its projects are used for tourism and relaxation as well as instilling national concepts and values through representations of Paleostinian history and memory on its property," he told Kahlout.

Asdaa was established after Hamas, the braying voice of Islamic Resistance®, took over Gaza.

Khalili contended that Asdaa had to overcome the obstacles related to Israel’s restrictions on the movement of goods to construct the train project, which he said compelled the theme park to turn to “alternatives” to build it.

He did not clarify what the he meant specifically by “alternatives.”
Posted by:trailing wife

#7  Cue oriental foxtrot: "When Ali Makes Challah in Scollay"
Posted by: Chairong Chorong3362   2020-01-18 19:09  

#6  :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-01-18 18:44  

#5  Huh. Dingo ate my tag. "elevated tracks" was supposed to be up top of that mess. Also, later...

"Hey, is that the Separation Wall?"
"It ain't Boston City Hall! Oh, wait... I guess it is!"
Posted by: Chairong Chorong3362   2020-01-18 18:16  

#4  

The driver, a murderous dwarf:
"South Station! Now, shoot at Rowe's Wharf!
We'll change here at State
To the Horse Car of Hate,
Then veer left to Filene's for a scarf."
"Allahu akhbar!" "Ululululululu!"
"Indeed, ladies. And it's your lucky day, cuz they just got a new shipment of those lovely checkered numbers..."
"Oooh, those are my favorites!"
"Mine, too!"
"And also mine, mashallah!"
"...and because you're my pals, my cousin there will let ya have 'em wholesale."
"Hey, wait a second. 'Filene' sounds kinda Jewish..."
"Perish the thought, madam. On my nephew's grave, aside from the money men and most of management, it's a strictly Islamic establishment! C'mon, would a guy with a chin like this lie to you? Anyways, any malcontents are welcome to continue on on foot down the so-called Freedom Trail to the Constitution and all that stuff. This concludes our tour. Don't forget to tip!"
Posted by: Chairong Chorong3362   2020-01-18 18:13  

#3  ^Paleos use schools & hospitals as firebases & CCC.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru PB   2020-01-18 10:07  

#2  Judging from the MSM reports of IAF strikes, I had imagined that every single structure in Gazoo was a school or a hospital.
Posted by: Matt   2020-01-18 08:53  

#1  Rocket launcher positions spread through the park?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-01-18 03:56  

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